Every time I want to start my “Free Lindsay Lohan” demonstrations in an attempt to get the same exposure as the Occupy Wall Street protests, they let her out on bail. I can’t even get the signs painted before she’s out on bail.
Well I haven’t written a story about Lindsay Lohan in over a month. I’m almost at that time point with our other popular target Charlie Sheen so maybe he will do something stupid soon so we can get this blog back on track.
Well let me get back to the oft troubled Lindsay Lohan. Seems community service didn’t pan out well for her as she was kicked out of the women’s facility where she was to perform her duties. Guess speaking to homeless or abused women was not in her plans for the 300 plus hours she was supposed to serve.
Los Angeles prosecutors were licking their chops after Lindsay was set free from her duties. Or should we say prosecutors were like a bunch of fat kids sitting in front of a double chocolate covered cake. They asked the judge to revoke her probation and throw her back in prison.
Lindsay was taken in to custody this morning as the no nonsense judge was having none of her usual horse crap putting her behind bars.
But not so fast! Lindsay Lohan posted bail at the $100,000 level shortly after being handcuffed in her Vera Wang dress and taken back to be booked and mug shot again. We stopped using Lindsay Lohan mugshots because, well we get confused as to which one is for which arrest. So we make her look good by using this photo, which is a real good shot of Lindsay Lohan. Not looking like a Jerry Springer guest, that awful make-up job she did on herself for yesterday’s court appearance.
Note to Lindsay…never do your own make-up…ever again!
Probation was given to Lindsay after she ripped off a necklace from a jewelry store in Santa Monica, California. Today she was supposed to start a new round of community service, this time at the L.A. County Coroner’s office. Maybe, just maybe, she will regret not showing up at that women’s center. Hmmmm…live women, dead bodies? You pick!
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