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Hollywood is Hell, So is Ellen Barkin, But Do You Have to Burn Down the Whole Dang City!!!

January 2nd, 2012 No comments

“I hate America,” says the arsonist who got arrested this morning for starting something like 50 fires over the last week in Hollywood.

Good on two counts.  First it’s nothing personal.  Yeah we all thought this guy was starting fires because he watched an episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians and got upset with the content.  Or was he upset at the winner of the first round of the X Factor on FOX and was showing his support for one of the losing contestants.  Or was he ticked at KTLA’s Henry DiCarlo after his meltdown last week or had any issues just in general with NBC4 here in Los Angeles.  Hey I even have to admit that NBC4′s news content has become a lot easier to take after someone over there finally figured out that this is Los Angeles and putting more Latino faces on the air in DMA that is 60%, well Latino is probably a good idea.

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But Hollywood fear not.  “I hate America,” says the perp who got busted this morning at Sunset and Fairfax sitting in a van.  Yeah right near the Rite Aid where I pick up my prescriptions.

Thank God I already have my Viagra handy.  Could have been a problem.

You know the next time a real jerk like crabby, old, has been like Ellen Barkin screws around with a NYPD cop, let’s all think of the great work the LAPD group did here in Los Angeles by working around the clock to get this arson asshole off the streets of the City of Angels.  Or the next time a local news anchor decides to no doubt blow double the legal alcohol limit in most counties if asked yet still seems to aggravate a member of the NYPD, think of the work the great cops did here in Los Angeles to get the previous “person of interest” now the person under arrest for setting 55 fires in the last ten days.

“I hate America,” he apparently says according to ABC News and starting burning up cars and carports all over Hollywood and North Hollywood in protest of his mother being deported so he decided to take it out on all of us gifting the LA popul0us with sleepless nights, not knowing whether we’d be driving to work in the morning or taking the subway.

Yes, we do have a subway here in Los Angeles.  I’ve lived here for almost 7 years and didn’t know Los Angeles had a subway for most of that time.

So now we may be able to sleep.  We can stop blaming Kim Kardashian and family because the German national who has been playing cops versus arson fire setter is under arrest.  No more need to have Ellen Barkin harass cops anymore, anywhere.  No need for TV news anchors to get their drink on and verbally mess with good cops all over America.

You know on a personal note, I don’t like cops.  And to be more personal I know a lot of them in my hometown back in Philly.  Kathy, Charlie, the guys that used to come in my coffee shop to protect me from whom or whatever.  There was Kenny who used to take me to the bank for deposits when I would walk away with 5 figures in cash from a big night at my comedy club.  Um, well Kenny is no longer on the force.  Something about tipping of North Philly drug dealers before the busts went down is an issue on any police force.  Yeah these were my friends and I don’t like cops.  Just being a brother and except for my interaction with the names above, society gives the most uneducated, limited judgment carrying people the highest level of freedom to take the life of someone else and do it legally.  So yeah I don’t like cops.  But I don’t deal with the likes of Ellen Barkin either.  And I gotta give cops their props, after doing what they did to keep my car from going up in flames.

Who you gonna call when you need help, Ghostbusters?

Rick Thomas

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“BOOOOOOOOO!!! BOOOOOOOOO!!!!” Kris Humphries Gets New York City Diss at Knicks Game

December 22nd, 2011 No comments

Well I’ve written about this nightmare of an NBA player.  Kris Humphries.  And he brought all of this on himself.  He really did.

No one ever heard of Kris Humphries until he started dating then marrying then divorcing Kim Kardashian.  And I’m a huge NBA fan and I never heard of the guy.  He’s no Lamar Odom in any way.  Personally I think he’s a big, dumb, stupid jock with so-so talent.  Seems a lot of people agree with me on that statement.

Forbes Magazine lists Kris Humphries  as the number 1 most disliked player in the National Basketball Association.  He beats out everyone on the “we hate you” list and the 72 day marriage to Kim Kardashian certainly contributes to the fans who gave him that top ranking.

Forbes quotes a Nielsen sports executive  Stephen Master saying “he’s been on the cover of five magazine covers, all in a negative light.”

Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries - Khloe Kardashian's 27th Birthday Celebration at Chateau Nightclub in Las Vegas

Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries - Khloe Kardashian's 27th Birthday Celebration at Chateau Nightclub in Las Vegas

I just think he’s big and dumb.  Really anyone that would marry any female that has a sex tape all over the internet performing an oral act on any person is not the one you want to bring home for Christmas dinner.  And then the big and dumb athlete admits he never saw the video before he married her.

Is he really that stupid?  Everybody saw that video.  I got it downloaded and on DVD.

LeBron James comes in at number 2 most disliked player in the NBA followed by Kobe Bryant.

And now that Kris Humphries is a member of the New Jersey Nets it’s not getting any better for his personal brand.  The only signed him to a one year contract for $8,000,000 which is nothing to laugh at but it’s only one year.  Most of that will probably have to go to a PR firm to re-make his image.

But check out the video.  It doesn’t get any better for Kris Humphries.  He got booed loudly at the Nets preseason game with the New York Knicks a Madison Square Garden.  After being announced by the TV announcer Mike Breen the fans there gave it to him.

And well deserved.  Mike Breen said “You feel bad for the young man,” in a quote from SportGrid.com.

Feel bad?  Are you kidding me.  He brought it all on himself.  He married the wrong Kardashian.  Or maybe he shouldn’t have put his personal self on the firing line by getting integrated in that reality TV crap while being an active player.  That decision never has a happy ending.  Never.

You know you want to cut this guy a break but he’s nothing more than a big, dumb stupid jock.

Rick Thomas

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Why the Kardashians Won’t Invite Barbra Walters to Any Holiday Parties

December 19th, 2011 No comments

Great video here.  And surely why Barbra Walters over at ABC News is a good journalist and won’t be getting any invitations to a holiday party hosted by any of the Kardashians.  Not after this interview which you can scope below.  Walters pretty much say to the three sisters and their mother that they have no talent.

Wow!

Khloe Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian and Kim Kardashian

And the ladies handle it as if Barbra Walters is interviewing a high ranking official in the Obama White House.  She even brings up the famous Kim Kardashian tape with Ray J during the interview and Kim along with mom handle it perfectly for people who’s lives we like to integrate ourselves in to when watching them on E!.

Never ever think Barbra Walters is one of those morning show chatters who plays it nice and says all the right things to make sure they get first TV for the next interview.  Barbra don’t play as they say.  Watch it.  As described on one blog it’s “classic.”

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“Yes I’m pregnant,” Reality Personality Kourtney Kardashian Tells Us Weekly

November 30th, 2011 No comments

Yeah we call the personalities rather than reality stars because really what is a reality star?  You gotta give these ladies their props as in the Kardashians since if there’s any group of women close to that star category it’s probably them.

We do our best to not talk about the silliest things in the reality TV world but since Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant again and it’s trending big time on the internet we felt we had to put up this story.  So here we go.

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“Yes I’m pregnant,” she says, using those three words that most men who forgot to stop at a local Walgreens or CVS most definitely do not want to hear.  But Kourtney is married and this is her second go round as being the baby mama for her husband Scott Disick as the couple shared the wonderful news with Us Weekly.

Kim Kardashian weighed in by saying “I’m so excited for Kourt and Scott,” on the new baby news.

Oh joy!

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Happy Birthday Kim Kardashian, Welcome to the Wide, Wonderful World of Tyler Perry

October 24th, 2011 No comments

She just turned 31 and is one of the hottest personalities on television.  Once again I don’t call reality TV people stars.  If they can never get a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame and they keep getting hooked up in handcuffs by federal agents, you just lose that star mentality.

But stars?  Nope.

Tyler Perry

But Kim Kardashian and her posse are pretty clean cut.  And now that she’s turned 31 years of age (last Friday) Kim Kardashian gets some good news today from the man whom Forbes Magazine calls the highest paid individual in Hollywood.

Kim Kardashian and Kelly Rowland

No, not Jerry Bruckheimer, but urban entertainment creator Tyler Perry.  The two mega stars in front of and behind the camera are getting together in The Marriage Counselor with Kim Kardashian co-starring in the Perry produced movie.

Kim will play Judith, a co-worker of the film’s unnamed lead in The Marriage Counselor.  Production will begin later this month according to a story in the Hollywood Reporter.

Rick Thomas

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Go Inside Kim Kardashian, Kris Humphries Wedding Video Content with E! (YouTube Video)

August 22nd, 2011 No comments

Well it happened, finally after so much hype and sizzle that would make most think this was a royal wedding.  Well this was a royal wedding, wasn’t it?  For those of us in the blog world this is a big deal.  The wedding of television reality star Kim Kardashian and New Jersey Nets pro basketball player Kris Humphries.

The Saturday event was covered by CNN, CBS and many other news outlets were there.  E! had the exclusive rights to film video from the wedding which of course will be shown on the network and on their web-site.  And you can expect a ton of coverage on all of the entertainment news shows as well.

E!’s got the only content available and they will also be planning a four hour special on the wedding that will run sometime in September or October.  But I gotta tell you judging from the like and dislikes on the E! video you see below E! might think twice about some sort of special.  Seems most of us are done with any more follow-up on this and we’re getting close to who cares status on this story.

So get ready.  It’s a slow news week in the entertainment business because it’s August.  And the Kardashian media machine is up and running.  Everywhere you turn this week it will be “all Kardashian all the time” on television.  We’re gonna link you over to the Hollywood Reporter story about the media mayhem.

Enjoy.

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/kim-kardashian-wedding-how-media-225750

Rick Thomas

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Could Be Chelsea Handler Versus Kim Kardashian on E!

June 2nd, 2011 No comments

The future of E! Entertainment Network is in the hands of one woman.  Is it Chelsea Handler?  Nope!  Is it Kim Kardashian? Nada!  But these two popular television and reality personalities are the focus of a possible makeover of the network that has grown substantially over the 2o plus years of existence.

The Hollywood Reporter has a great article from Lacey Rose which details the intense review that the aforementioned one woman it taking to enhance E!.  Bonnie Hammer, one of the most powerful female executives in television is the boss over at NBCUniversal Cable Entertainment and is on a mission to re-vamp the network as was the case with USA Network.

And USA Network, without question is the b-b-b-bomb!  With solid scripted programming that has made USA cable television’s most highly rated cable network.

E! may be on the same track as Bonnie Hammer, the one woman who can produce that makeover, wants what she says is a “brand audit” of the network.

USA Network went through the same “brand audit” seven years ago and look what it has become.  Great scripted programming and great growth in viewers.  Shows like Burn Notice, Royal Pains, Psych, In Plain Sight and other programs have launched USA Network to incredible heights as a cable network.  So the same process may be in the making for E!.

Why?

The goal is to take E! “from a successful channel and have it just completely break out,” Hammer told The Hollywood Reporter.  Hammer says the brand of E! is “is not broken in any way, shape or form” but what could be the dagger in some of the reality fare on the network is her one quote that the network will become “a more broad, upscale, fresh tone.”

How does that affect the network’s two big names?  Chelsea Handler, a huge name on E!, is a lock with her brand that even gets her a new show on NBC the parent company.  And E! will use it’s on-air content to promote the launch of her mid-season replacement show Are You There, Vodka?  It’s Me Chelsea.  And why we use “versus’ in the title of this story and mention Kim Kardashian is can E! afford to keep her content on the air looking toward “a more broad, upscale, fresh tone.”

That is a huge question.  Because no one over at NBC’s programming department is losing sleep on whether Kim Kardashian and her family’s brand would ever fit on the big network.  How about a big no way!  Chelsea Handler, well fits very well on NBC at least in planning stages for a show there.

Could this be the time to move the Kardashian properties to Bravo, also owned by NBC to their relatively low brow programming and build E! into a more upscale network?

To be or not to be “upscale” and that is definitely the question.

Read Lacy Rose’s solid article at the link below.

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‘Apprentice’ Boss Donald Trump Nixed from Indy 500

May 5th, 2011 No comments

He may be still working for NBC for now but the pressure to involve Donald Trump in any extra-curricular activity at public events could be coming to an end.  Now they won’t even let him drive the Indianapolis 500 pace car for the race that is scheduled on May 29th.

Why?

Well this is why you don’t say stupid things.  And the dumbest thing to come out of his mouth was the controversy that still follows him around after the President Obama birth issue.  Officials at the Indianapolis 500 were under pressure from a Facebook attack which forced them to take back their invitation to Donald Trump.  He was asked to drive the pace car prior at the event and once the public found out about his integration in the Indy 500 the assault was on to have him replaced.

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In typical Donald Trump style he says that it is “inappropriate” for him to attend this event since he may be announcing his run for President.  And that he would not be able to make the practice runs necessary to participate in the event.  A replacement is expected to be named shortly.

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Kim Kardashian Look-a-Like Melissa Molinaro in ‘Old Navy’ TV Commercial (Video)

February 24th, 2011 No comments

OK so she looks like Kim in the face a bit.  But, and I do mean butt, the booty is certainly not Kim Kardashian although if I were one of the three sisters I’d call Maury to check on the DNA here.

Her name is Melissa Molinaro.  And as a guy I must say she’s pretty damn good looking.  Nice Italian girl, yo!

Nope.  She’s from Canada and you might have seen her in Making the Band on MTV.  Molinaro is her mom’s maiden name and after watching this commercial I want to meet her mom.

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This is the new hot Old Navy commercial that’s tearing up the web right now and it’s definitely worth a watch.  Not only because it’s produced really well, as in it’s one of the best commercials coming from Old Navy.  Which by the way creates some really well produced commercials ever.  But if you want to see Kim Kardashian without the booty, well this is your chance.

Dream on, I mean watch on your screen for this one.

Job well done Old Navy.

Rick Thomas

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Kim Kardashian Onstage, Then Kicked Off by Prince (Video)

February 8th, 2011 No comments

That Prince fella still has it, doesn’t he?  I haven’t seen the ‘Purple Rain’ fella live on stage in a number of years, probably back to the 80′s and it was loud, really loud back then.

But he still can jam.  By the way Prince is 53 years old.

Monday night Prince was performing at Madison Square Garden in New York and asked reality hottie Kim Kardashian to come up and dance on stage with him.  Kim was stunned and frozen on stage.

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Kim Kardashian

Frozen?  How about that dress was a bit too tight for her to move.  Like painted on Kim’s body.

“Get off stage,” Prince shouted to Kim Kardashian after about 15 seconds of non-movement.

But she did come back up later and moved a little more the second go round.

“OMG Prince just pulled me on stage!  I’m shaking,” Kim tweeted from the concert.

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