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I’ve written a lot about Charlie Sheen.  I trashed him because of his actions.  I think, quite frankly, that he is a very stupid man.  Really stupid.  You have to be a moron to give up $2,000,000 per episode of a top rated show for cocaine.

Really stupid.

And I also hoped that he would get help.  Although I don’t really buy in to modern time therapists who call his drug addiction a disease, I want him to get help.  Who among us hasn’t had a person in our lives going through what Charlie Sheen has experienced.

But a disease?  Please.  He’s a crackhead, a junkie, a dope fiend, everything they call any Tom, Dick, Jane and Hamid on Judge Mathis.  I like Greg Mathis.  He calls it like it is.  You can’t solve your drug addiction unless you admit you’re a piece of crap.

Don’t give me that disease shit.  It’s bullshit.  Period.

But Daily Beast reporter Maria Elena Fernandez has put together an incredible story about the decline of Charlie Sheen.  From the people who worked with him on and off the set of Two and a Half Men.

It’s a scary piece.  What she uncovers.  But journalistic excellence.  Titled Sheen’s Colleagues Speak Out,’ you would think there would be some cast and crew support for the actor.

There seems to be none.

“It all went downhill very, very quickly,” said crew member.  “The writers were having to write around him a lot,” said another of Charlie Sheen.  “He was so thin and strung out” from another member of the crew.

You can read Maria Elena Fernandez’s article at the link.  This one will open your eyes and solidify support behind those that wanted him removed from the show.  I worked for CBS for almost 10 years on the radio side.  We had a deejay or two that had some issues with cocaine or alcohol or both.  The company said either take 45 days off at a facility outside Reading, PA or see ya wouldn’t want to be ya.  Charlie Sheen had his chance.  CBS and Warner support.  And he blew it.  All over blow.

His decline is detailed perfectly yet still this is one of Hollywood’s saddest stories I’ve read in a long while.

http://www.thedailybeast.com/blogs-and-stories/2011-04-19/charlie-sheens-two-and-a-half-men-downfall/?om_rid=NsfjTs&om_mid=_BNry6TB8adqHds

Rick Thomas

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Well it all started last night, the opening segment of Charlie Sheen’s new career.  The My Violent Torpedo of Truth: Defeat is Not an Option tour absolutely bombed last night in Detroit.

And there are 19 more Charlie Sheen one nighters on the calendar.

This is not a good way to begin the next part of your career.  And speaking of getting your 15 minutes of fame, well Charlie Sheen was booed offstage, some attending walked out while others want their money back.

David Rooney over at the Hollywood Reporter says “the audience was full of beer-guzzling fans” which certainly is the type of user that would find Charlie Sheen interesting.  That audience also expects to see more than a guy needing immediate rehab trying to do a stage show with no focus.

Sheen said during the show, according to Rooney, “you guys paid for a show when you didn’t know what you were getting.”

That’s about the smartest statement that’s come out Sheen’s mouth since the day he was fired from Two and a Half Men.

You can read more about this mess of and event and this mess of a man who is looking at the finalization of his career if he doesn’t, no pun intended, get is act together.

Almost.  We’re almost getting to the point where we can stop writing stories about Charlie Sheen.  You can read the Hollywood Reporter’s David Rooney’s recap on My Violent Torpedo of Truth: Defeat is Not an Option tour at the link below.

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/review/charlie-sheen-my-violent-torpedo-174132

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So we tried to go a couple of weeks without a Charlie Sheen story but you knew that would be impossible.  So here’s our update.

On the legal side an arbitrator has been chosen to hammer out the brouhaha between Charlie Sheen, Two and a Half Men producer Chuck Lorre and Warner Bros, the producer of the show.  Richard Neal is the guy that will mediate the mess among the combatants in the firing of Charlie Sheen, all according to the Hollywood Reporter.

Then comes word from Entertainment Weekly that all that talk about sold out Charlie Sheen stand-up shows was a bunch of you know what.  His show titled Sheen’s Torpedo of Truth Tour which has to be the dumbest name in the history of dumb names, is not selling out as previously stated.  Tickets remain available at Ticketmaster for the shows scheduled which means Charlie Sheen has no juice with an act that has zero foundation.

The bottom line…who cares.  Most of us are sick of this whole mess.  And the losers that want to pay anything for an onstage show featuring Charlie Sheen is a waste of good money in this economy.

Seems Charlie Sheen is no Conan O’Brien which is not really a good comparison since Conan’s show is a waste of time on television after his limited tour after being fired by NBC.

This whole story seems like a waste of good blogging space.

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As much as I bash Charlie Sheen, my female readers aren’t going to like what I’m about to say.  He’s totally messed up no doubt, losing his show, losing his wife and family, losing his mind, losing a lot during the last couple of weeks.  He even lost his publicist yesterday.

There’s nothing that this guy isn’t doing right now that makes sense.

But you have to love his bravado.  “Picked a fight with awarlock, tiger blood, Adonis DNA,” are just a few of the laughable statements coming out of the ‘Two and a Half Men’ star.

Now he has Goddesses.  Two girlfriends.  One a porn star, the other a model.  Oh this is so Los Angeles.  If these aren’t two of your typical L.A. bimbos well I don’t know how else to describe them.

But there’s not one guy that doesn’t want to be Charlie Sheen.  This is not good ladies.  Charlie Sheen is the person most men will tell you is a loser but deep down inside there’s not one of us that would not want to spend a night partying with Charlie Sheen.  Any dude that tells you different, well he’s just telling you different.  And you might want to check his teststerone levels cause they gotta be low.

Beat him up, I will continue to do.  Any fool making $2 million an episode for playing himself and blowing that is really stupid.  My goodness man stay clean like athletes do during the season.  But when you’re in the game don’t screw up.  That again is really stupid.  If I were a crackhead and someone offered me a couple of million bucks, I’d put down the crack pipe and go cold turkey in a second.

But that’s not my point here.  My point is I wanna play like Charlie.  Just once.  For him now though the party seems to be over.

But you gotta love this guy.  You really do.

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His show has been canceled.  At least for this season and it may be smart for CBS to cancel the show completely after next Tuesday’s event featuring ‘Two and a Half Men’ star Charlie Sheen. He’s doing an hour-long interview with CBS rival ABC on their news-magazine.

You can place a ton of money on the fact this will be the biggest audience grabber for this show in its history. And it airs on ABC at 10PM along with content that will also air on Good Morning America Monday and Tuesday from 7AM to 9AM.

Charlie Sheen with ABC's Andrea Canning

Charlie Sheen says he’s going back to work despite the fact that his bosses over at CBS and Warner Brothers have canceled any future production for this season.

Hey Charlie.  The show has been canceled.  Do you understand the words coming out of my blog?

Sheen told ABC’s ‘Good Morning America’ in a text message last week that he is showing up for work next week.  This after calling Chuck Lorre, the producer of ‘Two and a Half Men’ a “loser,” a “little maggot,” and an anti-Semitic phrase that most close to Charlie Sheen can’t imagine even a crack head like him would say about the person he has to work with everyday.

Now HBO is in the mix, according to Sheen.  For $5 million an episode Charlie wants to produce a show called ‘Sheen’s Corner’ but HBO says they have no idea what he’s talking about.

We’re almost done with this mess called Charlie Sheen.  He’s a crack head and is surrounded by enablers like Lindsay Lohan’s who familial clan sponsors her stupidity.

This is an absolutely awful situation that doesn’t seem to be getting any better.  And it seems finally, and we do mean finally, CBS and Warner Brothers agree.

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CBS and Warner Brothers has had enough of Charlie Sheen.  Today’s rambling radio interview was enough to force the network and the show’s  producers to call an end to this season of the Monday night hit TV show ‘Two and a Half Men.’

Sheen made an appearance on Alex Jones’ radio show and proceeded to trash anyone and anything in sight during the ongoing rant that was probably Sheen’s worst moment in his career.

He went on and on.  And quite frankly it was worst than his two radio stints prior to the Alex Jones piece that you can listen to at this link from TMZ.com.

Just listen.  Charlie Sheen.  What a mess.

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Charlie Sheen is the new Dr. Phil.  Yes, we’re speaking of the Charlie Sheen, star of the CBS show ‘Two and a Half Men,’ currently in the recycled bin since the actor’s recent binge.  Now she’s giving advice to Lindsay Lohan.

Oh this is going to be good.

Last week Sheen gave some really good advice to the UCLA baseball team.  “Stay away from crack,” Sheen told the players he practiced with and spoke to them during his session with the group.

OK that’s good advice.

Unfortunately Sheen didn’t shut up.  He continues “if you can manage it socially, then go for it, but not a lot of people can.”

Somebody get me my medication.

Now he’s back on Dan Patrick’s show again.  This time doing a consult for Lindsay Lohan.  “Work on your impulse control,” he says of Lohan.

Dr. Sheen continues, “just try to think things through a little bit before you do them.”

OK I am not making this up.

Meanwhile the producers of the show have said they will totally cancel ‘Two and a Half Men’ if Charlie Sheen doesn’t straighten up his own act off the set.  According to TMZ, if it comes to finalizing the show, producers will not recast Charlie’s roll and put the future of ‘Two and a Half Men’ to rest.

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Well ‘The Dan Patrick Show’ is the last place where you would expect to find Charlie Sheen.  He wouldn’t call this blog because I’ve trashed for the last two year and this web-site is only a year and two months old.

This is why I can do something primary like this blog rather than accounting.

Chuck came a calling from his stint at rehab on ‘The Dan Patrick Show’ on DirecTV which is also heard on radio.  Saying that he’s ready to return to work at the end of the month but joking that ‘Two and a Half Men’ really wouldn’t return until “August of 2014 at this pace”

Sheen has been out and about but this time not with hookers, strippers or porn stars.  This time he showed up at baseball practice with the UCLA Bruins.

The topic?  “Stay off crack ,” he said.

Huh?  Charlie Sheen.

“I think it’s a good idea, unless you can manage it socially,” said Sheen during the Dan Patrick interview.

Same old Charlie Sheen.

“Dan, if you can manage it socially, then go for it, but not a lot of people can,” Sheen went on to say.

Yeah, this is the guy I want around a bunch of college kids.

We really wish you luck Charlie.  Give us a call sometime and tell us how you’re doing.  Yeah that’s a stretch.

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Free Lindsay!!!

Well the press has been all over this one today.  Lindsay Lohan got drilled by the judge and told directly that if she screws up again she will be remanded to county jail.  That means Lindsay heads up to Lynwood to spend time with Shaquita and her girlfriends.

Um Shaquita is not someone that Lindsay wants to meet.

Ali, Lindsay and Dina Lohan

Hey Lindsay, do you like girls?  No!  You’re gonna like girls if you end up at Lynwood so we suggest you chill.  But it was pretty chilling from the judge today.  “Don’t push your luck,” which is what Lindsay has been leaning on for the last year or so.

One more screw-up and Lindsay’s gone.  But she still could go away after blowing probation so she could head back to court to face that charge.

“Things will be different.” the judge told Lindsay.

Then there’s Chuck.  Charlie Sheen is in his home based rehab program but has told all that he will cover 1/3 of the salaries of the crew on CBS TV’s ‘Two and a Half Men.’  But only if CBS and Warner Brothers, the show’s producer, picks up the other 2/3′s of those salaries.  Charlie is upset that both entities have not offered to pay their portion.

Hey Charlie.  You’re the one with a kilo of cocaine at your crib.  You pay the salaries, pal.

Chuck wants to return to the show next week but CBS is balking at that timetable.  Probably because when you have a rock of blow in your apartment, a couple of week’s of home schooled rehab, well consider a full recovery quite unlikely.

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Never thought we could write a headline with a Biggie Smalls rap in a Charlie Sheen story!  Just thought of that one this morning.  What creativity here at RealTVCritics.com.

OK guys this is not opens season on taking a knife to your wife or girlfriend’s neck.  Repeat after me “I am not Charlie Sheen, I am not Charlie Sheen.”

Good luck Charlie skipped out of a Colorado courtroom pleading out for 30 days in rehab.  Lindsay Lohan is free.  For only a minute.  She’s got 90 days in rehab.  Maybe they’ll cross paths in the place where Hollywood’s elite spends quality time.  In rehab.

Sorry.  Two different places for each star if you consider Lindsay a star.

So since Charlie Sheen is on TV’s ‘Two and a Half Men’ and the Lindsay Lohan story is just getting really old, it’s best to talk about Chuckie.   ‘Promises Treatment’ in Malibu, Cali  is where he will spend 30 days drying out, he gets another 30 days of probation and 36 hours of anger management intervention for his ‘Dexter’ imitation.

Must be nice…to be a star.  Poor Lindsay.

A felony menacing charge and a criminal mischief charge were dropped in exchange for Charlie Sheen pleading out for a simple assault hit.  So he gets a big break.  Guess what?  Don’t mess up again Chuckster cause spending time with a big black dude name Bubba could be next on your schedule if you decide to pull a steak knife on your wifey.

In fact, Bubba will take you as his wifey on your next run in with the law.

Lindsay Lohan is headed to the Ronald Reagan rehab joint at UCLA for her 90 days of Dr. Drew Pinsky joy.

Rick Thomas

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