Seems like a long time since we did a story putting the word Charlie in front of the word Sheen. And this time the guy who we love to pick on because we regularly ask how a fool making close to a million bucks can screw that up is not part of this story.
His baby’s mama is the focus of this one.
Charlie Sheen and ex -wife Brooke Mueller
Brooke Mueller get herself in a mess in Aspen, Colorado once again. Last time her ex-husband held a knife to her throat after a night of partying and drinking. Now she’s the one being charged with assault and cocaine possession after a flap at a bar in the resort city.
Mueller, who has had her share of vacation time at many very well known rehab centers, was in a bar with an interesting and got in to it with an unidentified woman. Belly Up, a place where most people with substance issues would tend to avoid, apparently went one on one with another woman at the bar who flagged down cops to tell them of the assault.
When cops caught up to Mueller she was holding an unspecified amount of cocaine and booked on possession with intent to distribute which means she was holding a significant amount of the drug. She also took the assault charge as well.
Mueller was released on $11,000 bail.
Could be time for a Dr. Drew intervention but with the list of celebrities who relapse another option might work here.
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Well the top name on this list even surprised me. She’s one of the hottest brands on TV, has the biggest name in searches for Google or Yahoo and everyone wants to be like Kim. Yes Kim Kardashian has been voted the world’s “Most Annoying Celebrity.”
What does she win? OK what does she need, yes just about nothing.
Khloe Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian and Kim Kardashian
Parade Magazine has named the reality personality (again I now call reality TV people “personalities” since calling them stars is one of America’s biggest shams) Number 1 on the list tracking 29% of the polling. And there are several other names that fit so perfectly on the list. Number 2 on the list is the outrageous Charlie Sheen pulling in 27% of the respondents voting.
Charlie Sheen with WBZ-FM's 'Toucher and Rich'
Who is Number 3? Snooki Polizzi of the MTV show Jersey Shore. Yes, that woman is annoying. Oh, by the way, so is Charlie Sheen, annoying that is. I’m still a bit closed on where I stand with Kim.
Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi
Oh yeah, back to the list. Number 4…Lindsay Lohan. Totaling annoying. 100%. She would have been at the top of my list.
Lindsay Lohan
Filling out the list at Number 5 is Donald Trump which he probably would have been in my top 1 or 2 as well.
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Some people just don’t get it. It’s a roast. No holds barred. Even for Ryan Dunn, the Jackass that decided to take his car and flip it over on a highway outside of Philadelphia earlier this year.
Seems Ryan Dunn made a jackass move himself by imbibing in several alcoholic beverages prior to jumping behind the automobile, taking his life and his passenger’s.
Amy Schumer - Comedy Central's Roast of Charlie Sheen
But did comedienne Amy Schumer cross a line with the joke she made toward another Jackass in Steve-O during the Charlie Sheen roast?
You can watch the clip below but Amy Schumer is trending pretty hot right now on the web for her joke that many thing crossed the line. In my opinion everything is on the table if you attend one of any roast on Comedy Central. But watch the clip yourself and you can judge if she crossed the line.
Her joke about the deceased funnyman was just part of the risk you take when you sit on that stage. Was it too soon? Yes, some would say. But nothing is out of bounds on that network and that show.
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My God am I really going to say this. Do I really miss Charlie Harper? Or Charlie Sheen? Or whomever is responsible for whatever Two and a Half Men tried to sell us last night? Or is it a bit too early to tell if Ashton Kutcher can pull it off. But if last night’s episode of the remake of the show is any indication, and I really hate to say this, Two and a Half Men is simply dead on its new arrival.
Still the show drew in a voyeuristic 28 million viewers to the premiere episode featuring Ashton Kutcher. Will that audience holdover? More than likely not but although the show wasn’t really that funny there was enough to get me to at least go a second round next Monday night.
Jon C?ryer and Ashton Kutcher in 'Two and a Half Men'
Not funny. Let me say this again, not funny at all. In fact pretty terrible. Two and a Half Men already was in part on the decline as the writing and comedic efforts even with Charlie Sheen seemed pretty forced. But the premiere episode titled Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt, missed the mark from Ashton Kutcher’s insertion in to the show.
The opening of the show was done extremely well as was the ending. Everything in between was pretty awful. So the ratings will be fantastic but can Ashton Kutcher carry the day to week number two?
Wow, this was truly disappointing to watch, almost like taking your nails and scratching them on a chalkboard.
Not done very well and scary. Do we want Charlie Sheen back? Oh man, say it’s not so. Can this show survive? Only time will tell but John Stamos, who had a quick hit in this episode, is probably thinking “thanks but no thanks” for not being named Sheen’s replacement.
This could be a real mess for CBS. This has got to get better. Quickly. I mean real quickly. Charlie Sheen, all clean and sober on his roast on Comedy Central, is about to settle his case with Warner Bros. for a boatload of money.
And he won’t be the first jerk not to play well with the other kids on the block as in what happened with CBS personality Julie Chen and The Talk, the daytime gabfest for everyone without a penis. She apparently didn’t play nice with the other girls on the set, got a couple fired but is waking up next to CBS big boss Leslie Moonves. He may have to re-think his move to work with Warner and drop Charlie Sheen.
Oh I just can’t believe I’m saying this. Did I miss Charlie Sheen, the drunk, womanizing typical Hollywood a-hole on Two and a Half Men?
Yes. I did.
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This is why I stopped drinking expensive scotch. OK I stopped drinking expensive scotch on Tuesdays with my cornflakes but you will soon see my point. Once the binge is over, once people consider you the biggest loser on the planet behind, and I do mean well behind Casey Anthony, you sober up and pretty much shut up.
Charlie Sheen’s 15 minutes of fame as a coked out, whore-mongering, hard drinking alcoholic seem to be over. No one’s ruling out a relapse but if you look at some excerpts of his interview with Matt Lauer on NBC’s Today Show, things have taken a turn somewhat toward the good for Charlie Sheen.
The “tiger blood” is gone. At least temporarily and Sheen believes that he got caught up in the drama after his firing from Two and a Half Men on CBS. “It was so silly and people took it so seriously,” Sheen told Matt Lauer in a recorded interview airing tomorrow morning. “I figured, allright, I’ll continue to give people what they want, you know?”
Yeah we know Charlie but remember the people who wanted that were lower than your state of mind at that time. Most people wanted you to get clean. The others you were cow-towing to usually end up wrapping their their car around a telephone pole with a blood alcohol level over the legal limit.
Sheen goes on to say “it was one of those things where the planets were aligned, perfectly or imperfectly, Sheen continues to babble. And just like someone that needs to get sober “it caught such traction globally…I had to keep fueling it.”
You can catch the full Sheen interview tomorrow morning but unfortunately significant damage has been done to the guy’s career. Getting his life back together is a good thing but with some of the statements here and what will air tomorrow, Charlie Sheen’s got a long way to go. A long way.
Lauer asks “Are you sober?”
“Yeah absolutely,” said Charlie Sheen.
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So we’re all looking forward to the Charlie Sheen roast on Comedy Central Monday night and this is going to be so brutal. If you’ve ever watch any of the Comedy Central Roasts you know there’s no love lost on some of the jokes that come from the roasters. Charlie Sheen, who has become the target of a lot of roasting in the past year, will get his due from Comedy Central on the same night his former show premieres on CBS.
And now the promotional video is out and it’s very funny. But watch when little Mary or Johnny are asleep. One word of bleep note. Check out the link below.
Charlie Sheen Comedy Central Roast Promo Shot
James Hibberd, our friend over at Entertainment Weekly got a piece of the action and put up a few jokes that will make even an old school comedy club owner like me cringe. So this one is going to be pretty blunt against the actor who was dropped from Two and a Half Men and replaced by Ashton Kutcher.
The roast of Charlie Sheen runs next Monday night at 10PM on Comedy Central but here’s a sample of what you will hear.
Kate Walsh Roasts Charlie Sheen Next Monday on Comedy Central
Kate Walsh: “It’s amazing — after abusing your lungs, liver and kidneys, the only thing you’ve had removed is your kids.”
Jeffrey Ross: “If you’re winning, this must not be a child custody hearing. The only time your kids get to see you is in reruns — don’t you want to live to see their first 12 steps?”
Steve-O: “Charlie still hasn’t hit rock bottom. He’s looking forward to it though, because he thinks there’s a rock there.”
Amy Schumer: “You’re just like Bruce Willis — you were big in the ‘80s and now your old slot is being filled by Ashton Kutcher.”
Jon Lovitz – “How much blow can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.”
A link to James Hibberd’s full story on Entertainment Weekly is below.
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Well consider this the final screw in the coffin of Charlie Sheen. And if anyone from Two and a Half Men can go on David Letterman and dish the dirt on Charlie Sheen it’s Jon Cryer.
Certainly he’s humorous about the whole process that led to the dismissal of Charlie Sheen, but as you watch this interview with David Letterman things got really serious outside of the crap Sheen was tossing around about Cryer and his bosses at CBS and Warner.
Great content here. Check it out.
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Maybe Charlie Sheen can pay for the demotion that two Washington city cops got for that police escort he got while on his personal tour after he getting dumped by Two and a Half Men. He wanted to pay the crew when that show was halted in mid production after he got singed for his extra-curricular activities which led to his demise. Now two D.C. cops have now been transferred to toilet detail after they provided Sheen with that police escort because he was late for his stage show.
The Associated Press is reporting the transfer or demotion, however you want to term it, of two members of the Special Operations Division of the Washington police department because they approved the escort. Captain Robert Atcheson and Lt. Stuart Emerman were transferred to no man’s land because of the incident. Where they’ve been sent, well that has yet to be detailed but you can bet no other cop in the D.C. police department or any other police department in the continental United States or the state of Hawaii will make such a stupid move again.
Sheen was late from a court appearance he had to attend in Los Angeles and got back to Washington, running very late for another one of his very dull shows. He received a police escort which violated department policy and the rat squad as they are known, more nicely as Internal Affairs, began an investigation. And the rat squad loves these types of investigations because Lindsay Lohan could tell this was a stupid move by a couple of stupid cops.
A spokesperson for the department and a division commander both said they had no clue as to why the two were transferred.
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OK there was John Stamos, Jeremy Piven and everyone else in line to replace Charlie Sheen on Two and a Half Men. Now comes word from The Hollywood Reporter that Ashton Kutcher has landed the role of ‘Charlie Harper’ on the CBS sitcom.
Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore
Speaking on the identification as sources only, Kutcher is about to get a “huge payday” from the producers of the show for his integration in the series. So that kills our story below about Hugh Grant as CBS was in talks with the British actor to be on the show in place of Charlie Sheen. But seems the cash was not enough. He was offered $600,000 per episode to take over the hot seat replacing the very popular Charlie Sheen.
Now CBS will have a huge story to talk about at their upfront presentation scheduled for next week.
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We wonder why we keep falling behind. College graduation rates keep dropping. High school graduation rates in some states dropping so fast that in Texas only one in two students get a degree. The ranking of U.S. education statistics versus third world countries is even closing the gap.McDonalds will never be without persons of legal age that want to work.
The mediocrity of America continues.
Photo taken by Charlie Sheen in Automobile During Police Escort
Look at the percentage of losers, following the losers, promoting and attempting a run for Presidential campaign all based on the birth place of the current guy in office. Yes Donald Trump, the host of the fast fading television program The Apprentice, is ahead of the field of Republican hopefuls wanting to be in the White House top seat. All on this birther issue. Over 50 percent of those who call themselves Republicans actually believe the President was not born in this country.
Are these people for real?
The mediocrity of America continues.
Then once again comes Charlie Sheen. And the mediocre members of the Washington, DC police department. And the mediocre people running the UCLA and Georgia Tech baseball teams. Let’s raise that even higher. Let’s include the so called leading educators in this country, the ones that let Charlie Sheen anywhere near their college baseball teams.
What was the topic with the UCLA kids? “Stay off crack,” he said.
Well thanks Charlie.
“I think it’s a good idea, unless you can manage it socially,” said Sheen during a Dan Patrick radio interview after getting fired for his crack induced activities while the lead on Two and a Half Men.
At the Georgia Tech baseball team practice this past week over 100 female coeds from the school showed up to see Sheen and now consider themselves one of his goddesses.
Go figure.
The mediocrity of America continues.
The Washington, DC police department is now under fire for giving Charlie Sheen a police escort to his local appearance for his whirlwind tour. A patrol car in front and behind his vehicle, Tweeting that he was going 80 miles per hour courtesy the D.C police department. Why the Presidential treatment? He was late returning to Washington because of his court date in Los Angeles making him an hour late for his stage show. And the mediocre police department in our nation’s capital decided Charlie Sheen was worth a police escort.
Geeeeez. I don’t live in Washington but I think there may have been other places cops could be in that city. It’s Washington as in Washington, D.C., not Seattle.
The mediocrity of America continues.
I pick on Charlie Sheen. That’s easy. Like trying to shoot a bull locked in a cage. Donald Trump. Well Donald’s on the same level of Charlie Sheen. Incredible self promoters who truly understand the mediocrity of America. A country full of people who have nothing better to do than follow the wrong type of leader. They are smarter than most of us think. Because the American public can be sold half truths and below because of the mediocrity of the level of mindset in this country.
What happened? When did we begin to follow those that are so low?
I get Donald Trump. Let’s be real the same level of educated people watching The Apprentice are not at the same place as those that watch 60 Minutes. I learned that in my days in sales working for CBS. In other words college educated and above for 60 Minutes, high school and below for The Apprentice. But I don’t get how two major colleges in this country permit Charlie Sheen to influence young people. Pay for his stage show, sure who cares. But to allow that to happen on properties of higher education?
The mediocrity of America. Continues.
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