‘Two and a Half Men’s Charlie Sheen “Going, going back, back! To Cali Cali!”
Never thought we could write a headline with a Biggie Smalls rap in a Charlie Sheen story! Just thought of that one this morning. What creativity here at RealTVCritics.com.
OK guys this is not opens season on taking a knife to your wife or girlfriend’s neck. Repeat after me “I am not Charlie Sheen, I am not Charlie Sheen.”
Good luck Charlie skipped out of a Colorado courtroom pleading out for 30 days in rehab. Lindsay Lohan is free. For only a minute. She’s got 90 days in rehab. Maybe they’ll cross paths in the place where Hollywood’s elite spends quality time. In rehab.
Sorry. Two different places for each star if you consider Lindsay a star.
So since Charlie Sheen is on TV’s ‘Two and a Half Men’ and the Lindsay Lohan story is just getting really old, it’s best to talk about Chuckie. ‘Promises Treatment’ in Malibu, Cali is where he will spend 30 days drying out, he gets another 30 days of probation and 36 hours of anger management intervention for his ‘Dexter’ imitation.
Must be nice…to be a star. Poor Lindsay.
A felony menacing charge and a criminal mischief charge were dropped in exchange for Charlie Sheen pleading out for a simple assault hit. So he gets a big break. Guess what? Don’t mess up again Chuckster cause spending time with a big black dude name Bubba could be next on your schedule if you decide to pull a steak knife on your wifey.
In fact, Bubba will take you as his wifey on your next run in with the law.
Lindsay Lohan is headed to the Ronald Reagan rehab joint at UCLA for her 90 days of Dr. Drew Pinsky joy.
Rick Thomas
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