Tiger Woods, Elin Nordegren Divorce Final,Rachel Texting from Rehab?
You think Tiger’s getting texts from Rachel Uchitel after this announcement?
Yes I think the ‘Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew’ patient might take time out her “my daddy hated me” sessions to call immediately the slowly but quickly fading in to the sunset, never to win another major championship, my career is hanging by a thread golfer after today.
Or maybe this is good news for Tiger so that he can get back to doing what he does best. Play golf.
It’s over. Finally.
I remember one time when I sued someone and they settled. I’m going to give now ex-wife Elin the line I used.
Ready?
“My money is in the bank! I’m outta here!”
Tiger and Elin are done. For good. Their divorce is final. Her money is in the bank and now the separated two can get on and raise their kids, I can begin to send Elin my link to my profile on Match.com and we can live happily ever after with Tiger’s money.
Oh, sorry. Sharing a bit too much, maybe.
End of marriage, end of a very sad, sad time in both of their lives, end of a golf career? Just happens to be a really terrible end and let’s hope they can start new lives.
OK here’s my Match link Elin!
Rick Thomas
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