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It’s 1973, a blast from the past, fantastic plastic, the mighty,mighty Intruders, from Philly, Philly International Records, Gamble and Huff…

Oh sorry I just had a deejay flashback to 1310 WSSJ in Camden, New Jersey.

Sorry.

Yes it is Mothers Day 2011 on Sunday.  And we wish all of the Moms in our families the best day ever.  Why?  They give birth to children and that’s really got to hurt.

I’d rather stick a pin in my eye than give birth.  Yeah, really, that’s gotta hurt.

But the FOX TV network sent out a really cool e-mail that really caught that eye targeted for a needle.  All of Sunday night’s animated TV mothers have all given their wishes for a great Mothers Day this year.  What they want from their husbands and children.

Now if you watch any of the Sunday programming from FOX, every show is full of the quirky and quite twisted characters.  But we will share with you the wishes of Francine Smith from American Dad, Marge Simpson from The Simpsons, Linda Belcher from Bob’s Burgers, Lois Griffin from Family Guy and Donna Tubbs from The Cleveland Show.

Francine – “Honestly, all I want this year is for James Franco to stop pretending he’s a serious artist. James, if you’re listening. Enough. You’re killing my fantasy of you and me getting stuck in an elevator for two sweaty hours.”

Marge - “I just want to go to a restaurant that doesn’t have pictures of the food on the wall.”

Linda – “I want to do a dramatic reenactment of the births of my children. Except for Gene’s – that was gruesome.”

Lois – “A five-piece orchestra will wake me up in the morning, and then Peter will whisk me off to brunch and shower me with gifts. Eh, who am I kidding? We’ll probably just rent a movie.”

Donna- “What every Animation Domination mom wants: a second outfit.”

Rick Thomas

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