Never Fight Over TV Remote…Too Much World Cup Soccer
So the World Cup soccer matches are going on as we write but there’s one guy in South Africa that won’t get to see the finals because, well, his family killed him for watching a bit too much of the competition.
There’s was this poor guy in the northeast part of Johannesburg that was just chilling out and watching a World Cup match when his family wanted to the remote to turn off the Germany versus Australia game.

His wife and two children wanted to watch a gospel program.
Turmoil ensued. The mother and the two kids snatched the remote, changed the channel, more fighting ensued and the three gospel loving family members proceeded to beat the crap out of 61 year old David Makoeya with several bonk bonk bonks over the head until he was dead.
The three were arrested. One daughter was released on $200 bail and the mom and son are still in custody.
Don’t even want to joke here but can’t resist. Who won the match?