Eva Longoria Parker No Longer a ‘Desperate’ Housewife
Well that one didn’t take long. But in the words of the philosopher ‘Judge Judy’ as she constantly tells women on her daytime television show, “you picked him.”
Well Eva Longoria Parker is now officially Eva Longoria after the finalization of their marriage. The paperwork was all confirmed in Texas where they each signed a pre-nuptial agreement before they got married. Now the ‘Desperate Housewives’ star and the San Antonio Spurs point guard go their separate ways months after Tony Parker stepped out with the wife of NBA analyst Brent Barry.

Eva Longoria and Tony Parker
Once that romp became known to just about everyone from here to the planet Alpha Centauri, the two have been working on bringing their marriage to Dr. Phil or to Feinberg, Mindel, Brandt and Klein in Los Angeles to have more of their aired in public.
They both decided to do this fairly and amicably. Both are relatively loaded, have no kids and for sure Brent Barry’s wife will not be invited to the separation party hosted by Eve at her Hollywood restaurant Beso.
I know basketball players. And basketball players, and they won’t like me saying this, are not even close to being marriage material no matter whether they are with the Eva Longoria’s of the world or the girl next door.
Any woman who marries a basketball player, once again, “you picked him.”
Rick Thomas
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