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He’s now being called the Impregnator but wait there’s more, how about the Sperminator?  Yes the worldwide web is abuzz with this story and all of us here in Los Angeles are absolutely stunned.

OK shocked!

OK so we’re really laughing our tails off this morning as we all wake up to the Los Angeles Times story that former Governor, turned Governator, now termed Sperminator, how about Impregnator Arnold Schwarzenegger has a baby’s mama outside of his high profile, former TV personality wife Maria Shriver.

You know the next time one of your stuck up, well off, maybe rich friends tells you that this kind of stuff only happens in the hood, the trailer park in Bakersfield, Cali or making babies outside of your marriage is seen only on a Maury Povich episode or Judge Mathis, share with them this story.

The only person happy about this is another loser politician, yeah John Edwards.

The L.A. Times story says Arnold, who is working on a new TV series titled The Governator, had an affair and fathered a child that is now 10 years old.  His baby’s mama is a woman that is no longer on his household staff as she is now retired.

Or paid off.  “Um these are my kids by Maria and my kid by the maid,” we misquote Arnold.

This is apparently what led to Arnold and Maria’s current marital discord.  After Maury Povich confirmed “Arnold, you ARE the father!,” the couple called it splits with Maria moving her brand to a swank hotel in Beverly Hills.  Because Arnie came out (lots of people coming out this week) and told Maria that he kept this whole thing secret for 10 years.

While he was the Governor of the great State of California!!

John Edwards is now asking…”How did you do that, Arnie?”

“I’ll be back,” with an answer for that, haaaaaaaaaaaaa!  I crack myself up.

Oh c’mon.  You gotta laugh a this stuff.  You really do.  Another slimy politician unable to keep it in his briefs.  And everyone is stunned.  Yeah, like stunned yesterday when the head of the International Monetary Fund got caught up trying to flee the United States after assaulting a hotel maid.

Nobody should be stunned at any of these scumbags anymore, anytime.

“I ask that the media respect my wife and children through this extremely difficult time.  While I deserve your attention and criticism, my family does not,” said Arnold in a statement.

Yeah well maybe you should be a standup guy and not cheat on your wife.  Sorry Arnold, when you think with the head in your jock, you unfortunately bring everyone in your family into your personal stench.

Some of us shocked.  Most of us…just a slimy politician.  And remember when they were talking about changing the constitution so that a person not born in the United States could run for President?  Who did they want to run?  Foreign born Arnold Schwarznegger?

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

Rick Thomas

Rick Thomas

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