We don’t use words like perspective a lot. But we have to put this one really in perspective.
This little girl is simply the coolest little kid ever!
We have to show you the ‘Little Girls Versus the Lion’ because most kids would turn and run for their Mommy’s lap but no not this kid. She just stands there and stares down this 950 pound monster of a lion that wants to get at her like she’s a Big Mac and a bag of fries.
This is so funny. But her parents have to make sure they don’t take her to one of those outdoor animal parks where the residents on four and two legs run free. This big cat is behind one heck of a glass enclosure and is de-clawed. My fat cat has all of his claws and is one terrifying, unstable SOB that has ripped off part of my skin with one grab.
But this is a fun watch. Yeah that big lion would have a great meal.
Damn, 130 pounds of weed? OK so he does have a prescription for marijuana in California but Snoop Dogg has a bit of problem because he was in the Lone Star State of Texas when he got jammed up for possession of the substance this past weekend.
Snoop Dogg at Club Nokia in Los Angeles
Fo shizzle he was taken in to custody while trying to cross the Mexican border with the substance. Now so that I don’t have a caravan of Cadillac Escalades headed for my office on Wilshire Boulevard in Koreatown once again Snoop Dogg has a prescription for the green stuff.
He has a prescription. Please Snoop, I’m just doing this story because you have a new show that’s coming to ABC and we have to do this story. If you were Charlie Sheen, I’d still do the story. Just do a search for Charlie Sheen on RealTVCritics.com and you’ll see. And he never led a caravan of dark tinted Escalades to my office to discuss my editorial content.
Yes Snoop is free. Didn’t have to go doggy-style in a Mexican prison because he got caught with the weed on the American side of the border.
Good for him. Mexican prisons are no joke. Ask that former Survivor producer who killed his wife and got extradited back to that country.
Spot and Rover went through Snoop’s luggage in Sierra Blanca and found the dope. Making this somewhere around the fourth, fifth or maybe it’s time to stop counting the number of times Snoop Dogg got busted for drugs. And he must have a good lawyer because the actor-rapper got released on bond shortly after his arrest.
So Snoop won’t have his gizzle in the hizzle this week to smoke and the fizzle shizzle won’t be available because the weed is now in the custody of your local sheriff’s department.
Fo shizzle.
And do you know that there’s a thing called the “shizzolator” that will translate any words or phrases in to Snoop’s lingo?
We gotta have some fun here. With a local television station that’s not NBC4 in Los Angeles.
Yes we are about to pick on not necessarily the local Philly station that is FOX 29 but the stooge that has ended his career at that station because of what most men in some sort of celebrity or power can’t do. Add in one of Los Angeles TV’s most well know auto sales pitchman and you conclude the inability to control their respective pee pees as the topic of this story.
FOX 29 Philadelphia Weatherman John Bolaris
Let’s start with the man who is the dimwit of the day, John Bolaris, the pretty boy weatherman who worked, and the key word is “worked” at FOX 29 in Philadelphia. John Bolaris got fired by the station after being suspended in late December for his participation in an article for Playboy magazine.
His participation…telling the publication that he was drugged and robbed by two women after he believed he was about to get in his words “laid” by the female duo. “I’m a guy,” said the 5o year old plus weatherman who clearly is heavily immersed in mid-life crisis. And he’s saying all of this to Playboy.
Not a good career move.
FOX 29 already had a tense relationship with John Bolaris so this conversation with Playboy certainly didn’t help matters in them making the decision to send him to unemployment. He was also sent back to his desk after trying to have the station interview former Philadelphia Phillies ballplayer Lenny Dykstra who probably has more indictments for his crooked financial dealings than Bolaris has female phone numbers in his BlackBerry.
The station told him “no” no doubt for many reasons. First people working at FOX 29 really don’t like John Bolaris. And certainly see no need to interview a disgraced, financially broken down, has been baseball player who pretty much is nothing more than a scam artist but also happens to be close friends with John Bolaris.
Yeah, that’s a problem.
So these two issues led the station to take John Bolaris’s contract and put it in the fireplace as kindle or line the litter box of any mixed-ghetto cat in North Philadelphia.
The playboy of Philly television, who people in that city and those who work in broadcasting love to hate, is no longer giving the relative humidity to viewers of FOX 29. “We mutually agreed it was time to part ways,” said a spokesperson for FOX 29.
Now “beam me up Scotty” to Los Angeles.
Cal Worthington has been selling cars in the LA area since Jesus was born. The guy is 91 years old and just to put his age in perspective his full name is Calvin Coolidge Worthington. Oh, for readers under like 60 years of age, Calvin Coolidge was one of our Presidents of the United States.
92 Year Old TV Car Pitchman Cal Worthington and 42 Year Old Wife Anna Worthington
He married a woman that is currently 42 years old. Now you don’t have to be a mathematician to figure out that Cal Worthington and his wife Anna are separated by 49 years. Most men like women younger, well as long as they’re legal. But 49 years? God can only bless this woman for getting in to bed with a crabby, old, wrinkly man even if she’s after his money. Which Stevie Wonder can see was her ultimate strategy. But the April wedding, and that is this past April, is on the rocks.
So is Anna’s Bentley. And we do mean the car Bentley, not some rich dude’s butler. Or not some rich dude’s butler at a home like Cal Worthington’s mansion that’s worth a little over $3,000,000. Anna wants her Bentley back… and the mansion. He says she can go back to driving the 2004 Chrysler Sebring she owned when they met.
Oh yeah she got tired of getting in to bed with a crabby, old wrinkly man. Um Bentley…Sebring. Back to Stevie Wonder. Now he claims that he had a pre-nuptial agreement drawn up that only gives her $4,000 for six months.
You can bet Gloria Allred didn’t put that piece of paperwork in place.
Anna has hired a big time lawyer to represent her because she does not want to be left “on the street without any means to live.”
Maybe getting a brain with part of that $4,000 a month is a good way to spend her money.
Check out some of Cal’s commercials. He’s really funny. But you can bet he’s not doing a lot of laughing now.
What the hell took Phil Griffin, the big boss over at MSNBC so long to make this decision? Guess the end of his career as President of the cable news channel connected to parent NBC played part in his decision to fire political analyst Pat Buchanan after racists writings in his recently released book titled Suicide of a Superpower.
In the book Buchanan has one chapter titled The End of White America which quite frankly is more than enough to get him fired immediately but Phil Griffin waited until Buchanan was through with his tour to inform him of the decision to let him go.
Pat Buchanan (center) on MSNBC's 'Chris Matthews' Show
This blog learned of Buchanan’s comments from Color of Change which went on a tear toward a new one for MSNBC. After first made aware of Buchanan’s comments in the book RealYVCritics.com reached out to MSNBC for comment on why MSNBC kept a racist employed on a cable new channel that includes some of the most liberal TV talk and politics personalities in broadcasting. In addition NBC as a whole has been under pressure from Comcast, it’s new majority owner, to put more people of color on its cable networks, locally owned TV affiliates and the NBC parent company’s programs. NBC has lacked in the diversity effort that pretty much most major networks have yet in the last year since the Comcast takeover NBC has put a large number of persons of color on their networks.
The End of White America. Oh yeah he had no choice but to let Pat Buchanan slip away to his personal limited mind.
I was going to write this story about a week ago but got really busy doing really important work like laying on my couch and grabbing a lot of R&R over the holiday. Wow was that a blast.
Elita Loresca, NBC4 Los Angeles
But it’s been a long time since I spent any space on this blog chatting about my friends over at NBC4 here in Los Angeles. I still never got over the loss of my Today in LA morning crew of Jennifer Bjorklund and Chris Schauble. The first moved to reporting on the street at NBC4LA and the latter being banished to street reporting and weekend anchor. Then to the morning news team over at KTLA. Both always seemed to present the news with credibility which is all you want from your local news announcers.
I will say the morning news content has become a whole hell of a lot better lately. Even with the temporary loss of weather woman Elita Loresca who got married, got pregnant, got bigger and bigger only to have left Today in LA. The morning content on NBC4 is a lot more easy to watch now. I still don ‘t get the traffic guy but he worked in Philly and went to Temple University so I will give even him a break as even his on-air presence is so much better than when he started.
But back to Elita Loresca. She’s back! Yaaaaaaay! Her replacement Byron Miranda was a solid replacement and deserves a huge pat on the back for his great work. But Elita happens to have a style and casual approach that just is so refreshing to see on NBC4 Los Angeles or on any local station.
Sometimes you expect better from a network owned local affiliate in a major market that is Los Angeles. It just seemed the management went on a test campaign to see what would stick with that show. And it all seemed so unprofessional. Really unprofessional. Too many changes is death according to one blogger that wrote about how losing Matt Lauer would destroy the Today Show on NBC. Too many changes just took me away from NBC4LA and although I’m a big fan of Elita Loresca and I have tuned in since her return, it’s not the every day routine that I had for several years for this stations morning news program.
But Elita’s back! Great to see them, um I mean her on NBC4LA!
OK some will say the NFC Wildcard Playoff game which ran over time on NBC last night but that’s for the haters of Charles Barkley. No matter whether you think he’s over-rated, Charles Barkley may become one of TV’s most likeable characters that you love to hate but people watch him. And the fact that NBC had Charles Barkley on every piece of TV content except for the NBC Nightly News you should expect that Saturday Night Live would pull in the best audience ratings in exactly a year.
Um, no it wasn’t musical guest Kelly Clarkson.
'SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE' - Bill Hader and Charles Barkley
For Charles Barkley this was his third time hosting Saturday Night Live. Only Jim Carrey’s stint as host beat out Charles Barkley’s gig and that was in January of last year. Jim’s musical guest were The Black Keys. So yes it was Jim Carrey who carried that show.
The NFC Wildcard Playoff game between the New Orleans Saints and the Detroit Lions ran over its scheduled time last night which would surely give SNL a great lead in with the male viewers watching football and tuning in to see what Chuck might say. You never know what Charles Barkley might say as his week included calling Weight Watchers a scam on a TNT basketball broadcast. Oh, yeah Charles Barkley is the new spokesperson for Weight Watchers as the weight loss company tries to reach out to men.
Expect Charles Barkley to be asked back to host Saturday Night Live within the new year.
Oh this is my house. I’m gonna win this one. I am. I’m going to enter my grandmama, Uncle Kenneth the alcoholic, Uncle George the other alcoholic, cousin Kenny who starts drinking beer at breakfast, Aunt Connie the Jehovah’s Witness and everybody in my family that makes up the rest of my dysfunctional family who wouldn’t remember what day it is but would turn over the deed to this property for an ounce of crack.
Master Porch of HGTV Dream Home
The HGTV Dream Home 2012 sweepstakes is on! And it’s the coolest looking home if you look at all of the pictures on the HGTV Dream Home webpages. Some of the pictures of the home in Park City, Utah show an awesome property and worth every minute of your time to enter the sweepstakes.
Family Room of HGTV Dream Home
Bedroom of HGTV Dream Home
Today marks 39 days, 22 hours and something, something minutes before the winner is picked and you’ve got a $2,000,000 home and surrounding land to live in full time or to have as a vacation home. Bottom line, I’m in.
Entertainment Deck of HGTV Dream Home
Check out the pictures below and go to the link provided to enter. What the heck it’s only a few minutes to get a couple of million bucks of A1 property, right’? Location, location, location.
You gotta love politics. You really do. Especially when you have a Republican primary about to happen in New Hampshire and the biggest star there today is drag queen and Logo TV host RuPaul. The world’s most well known drag queen of all drag queens and host of RuPaul’s Drag Race has inserted herself, um I mean himself in the Republican presidential race. Yeah a drag queen that is clearly a member of the LGBT community which most Republican candidates like Ron Paul would like to see this group all move to somewhere like Grenada.
Oh GLAAD is going to be mad at me. Again.
'Rupaul's Drag Race' on LOGO
So today’s Meet The Press was the 3,876th Republican debate and surely as always each candidate made their pitch to New Hampshire primary voters on their issues on gay marriage along with other rights for the LGBT community. “Let us not forget that this country was founded by a bunch of men wearing wigs,” said Ron Paul…um, rather RuPaul to a group of supporters of the TV cross-dressing host.
You see if I were LOGO I would be running repeats of RuPaul’s Drag Race all day long today. But no they’ll stop running her or his show in the next half hour as I write this article and air a bunch of episodes of Teen Mom 2.
Who the hell is programming LOGO?
But let’s be real. Those founding fathers of this country were surely wearing blond wigs which is way out of style today especially for those ladies or whatever are lurking on Santa Monica Boulevard near La Brea about 12:30AM on a Saturday night/Sunday morning.
And I’m sure you’re gonna ask how do I know that. Someone told me that today….
Anyway today’s episode on LOGO is titled The Snatch Game (Oh my God!!) and I gotta tell you watching now is like watching a behind the scenes look at the Maury Povich show where you have to guess whether someone on stage was born a man or a woman. I always go like 3 out of 10 for selecting the right sex which is why I don’t go anywhere near Santa Monica Boulevard at 12:30AM. I’m constantly wrong which is a blemish on my heterosexuality leaving me in a curled up fetal position on the floor of my apartment with a bottle of cheap scotch from Ralphs.
Anyway check out Ron Paul’s Drag or rather RuPaul’s Drag Race or rather RuPaul’s chat up in New Hampshire.
You go girl!!!
Rick Thomas
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OK so you have to watch this video. You really do. Now let’s admit that the last few stories on RealTVCritics.com are about sports on television but there’s no way we could pass up on showing you this video content.
Let’s set the scene. And this won’t be hard for most except maybe for these hillbillies down in Kentucky. And since RealTVCritics.com has no readers in Kentucky we can call them hillbillies down in Kentucky.
College basketball. Any basketball. Five players against five players. Nothing new right? This is the way it’s been since James Naismith created the game called basketball back in 1891. The home team has five players, the visiting team has five players. You don’t need to be a brain surgeon to figure this one out.
Again since 1891.
Fast forward to 2012.
Louisiana-Lafayette (YEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAWWWW!!!!) is playing Western Kentucky (YEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAWWWW!!!!) in a game at WK and the Ragin’ Cajuns of Louisiana-Lafayette put six, yes count them six players on the floor for the last 18 seconds and no one on either team nor the referees could see the 6 on 5 contest. Not only that, the Ragin’ Cajuns scored the winning basket with those six players on five and the Western Kentucky coach got fired when he lost the game.
The announcers didn’t even see the difference until the end when they went to the replay.
These people really must check the education level of the people they send to school down South. Cause you can get a monkey to count to five. Or six. But not these hillbillies.
Western Kentucky has 5 wins versus 11 losses so far this year but clearly the people running the sports program at this school might want to attend a math class at the local kindergarten. Even they know how to count to six.
Um yes he is the Weight Watchers spokesperson in those commercials during NBA games.
BREAKING NEWS!!!
Someone working at Weight Watchers or their advertising agency is changing their diaper today if they were the one idiot that thought making former NBA star Charles Barkley their spokesperson for their new target audience of men who want to lose weight. And a mess load of those commercials are running during NBA broadcasts on TNT where Barkley is employed as a basketball analyst.
Charles Barkley
Here comes that open microphone again. One thing this writer has learned in his career behind a microphone is that you don’t say stupid things behind a microphone.
Why?
Because this writer has said some really dumb things behind an open microphone. With the same results as Charles Barkley got. But no way near at the level of the money he makes from Weight Watchers as their new spokesperson for weight loss.
Whatever moron greenlit the hiring of Charles Barkley to rep this brand, well is a moron. It was genius before Charles Barkley termed Weight Watchers a scam but Stevie Wonder could see that something unusual might happen by hiring the former Round Mound of Rebound as your spokesperson.
Let’s go to the videotape and the career ending comment for the ad person who chose Charles Barkley as a out front dude to lose weight on this Weight Watchers program and sell it on their commercials. Once again, what a moron. A real moron.
