Courtney Stodden, Doug Hutchison Halloween Reality Show as Couple Tossed from Pumpkin Patch
Yeah they say they’re getting a reality show but nothing for real yet. Though this will surely help some slimy producer, looking to pimp out a 17 year old chick and her 51 year old husband, decide to give these two whacks a TV show.
But I digress.
First I have to remember that Courtney Stodden is only 17 years old. Her husband Doug Hutchison, the dirty guard in the movie The Green Mile, married her when she was 16. He’s 51. So I have to be careful with what I say.
Let me start.
Why is it, when I was in high school, that none of the 17 year old girls looked like Courtney Stodden? That’s all folks. She’s 17. And being sent to Castaic is not in my plans.
The 17 year old and her husband apparently started their own reality show in a pumpkin patch in Santa Clara, California over the weekend. Yeah, a pumpkin patch. She was wearing super short shorts and a top that showed off her stomach. And things seemed to have gotten hot and heavy between the couple as patrons complained about their behavior.
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!
How did she respond to her and her husband’s activity? “Having a beautifully blessed Sunday!” Stodden Tweeted.
I just hate it when people use that phrase “have a blessed” whatever. I really do.
Apparently the couple planned their activities. “Ready to hit the hot and heavy hay this afternoon in preparation for Halloween – YEEHAW!”
Yeah. “YEEHAW!”
So the couple was asked to leave the pumpkin patch.
Oh yeah, the next time somebody breaks my chops about my comments on the lesbian actress and lesbian partner rock singer that got them kicked off a plane for overly groping and kissing each other on a Southwest airplane (read below), remember this story. When Leisha Hailey and Camila Grey did several lip-locks before takeoff and I blogged about not having that type of activity in public, the whole gay and lesbian community got really pissed at me.
Take that. Or this. I don’t think these two hillbillies should be doing anything like this in public either.
This incident with Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison follows last week’s issue with Facebook where her page was removed because of sexual content. I looked at her page to pull down one of her many pictures and spent nine hours looking through all of the photos and as a man I could not find anything inappropriate about what I saw.
Oh yeah, by the way, just to show you how low we’ve become in America. Her Facebook page has over 47,000 followers.
Can’t wait to write about these people again.
Rick Thomas
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