Yeah this is for real. I’ve never heard of Jessie Andrews, porn star but I had to look her up to see if she was for real. Um, yes she is for real. I had to endure about 8 hours and 47 minutes of video content on PornHub.com to make sure that Jessie Andrews was a tried and true porn actress and do my due diligence as an upscale journalist that does the proper inside investigation in to the story topic.
Hannah Montana or Miley Cyrus with Jessie Andrews in the same story. Disney to PornHub.com is a stretch and yes the trend on the Internet has these two mentioned in the same story.
No I won’t put Miley plus Jessie in the same story together on this blog. That would take away my journalistic integrity to the maximum and that I will not do.
OK I lied.
Jessie Andrews is this year’s winner for Best Actress of the AVN Awards which clearly is not an Oscar and she used to bang Israeli disc jockey Borgore who got Miley Cyrus to shoot a video at Los Angeles hot spot the Roosevelt Hotel on Hollywood Boulevard. The song is called Decisions which quite frankly sucks.
Yeah this song Decisions stinks to high holy hell. But so is Miley Cyrus’s career if the best she can come up with is hooking up with pornstar Jessie Andrews.
Well you listen to this clearly over-produced song and let me know if you would pay 99 cents on iTunes for this piece of crap. But anyway go to the link below to read the whole story.
Oh yeah the video is the unofficial video for Borgore’s Decisions but we thought it was kinda funny.