From Philly to Los Angeles, a TV Weatherman and a TV Car Salesman Unable to Control Their You Know Whats
We gotta have some fun here. With a local television station that’s not NBC4 in Los Angeles.
Yes we are about to pick on not necessarily the local Philly station that is FOX 29 but the stooge that has ended his career at that station because of what most men in some sort of celebrity or power can’t do. Add in one of Los Angeles TV’s most well know auto sales pitchman and you conclude the inability to control their respective pee pees as the topic of this story.
FOX 29 Philadelphia Weatherman John Bolaris
Let’s start with the man who is the dimwit of the day, John Bolaris, the pretty boy weatherman who worked, and the key word is “worked” at FOX 29 in Philadelphia. John Bolaris got fired by the station after being suspended in late December for his participation in an article for Playboy magazine.
His participation…telling the publication that he was drugged and robbed by two women after he believed he was about to get in his words “laid” by the female duo. “I’m a guy,” said the 5o year old plus weatherman who clearly is heavily immersed in mid-life crisis. And he’s saying all of this to Playboy.
Not a good career move.
FOX 29 already had a tense relationship with John Bolaris so this conversation with Playboy certainly didn’t help matters in them making the decision to send him to unemployment. He was also sent back to his desk after trying to have the station interview former Philadelphia Phillies ballplayer Lenny Dykstra who probably has more indictments for his crooked financial dealings than Bolaris has female phone numbers in his BlackBerry.
Yeah, that’s a problem.
So these two issues led the station to take John Bolaris’s contract and put it in the fireplace as kindle or line the litter box of any mixed-ghetto cat in North Philadelphia.
The playboy of Philly television, who people in that city and those who work in broadcasting love to hate, is no longer giving the relative humidity to viewers of FOX 29. “We mutually agreed it was time to part ways,” said a spokesperson for FOX 29.
Now “beam me up Scotty” to Los Angeles.
Cal Worthington has been selling cars in the LA area since Jesus was born. The guy is 91 years old and just to put his age in perspective his full name is Calvin Coolidge Worthington. Oh, for readers under like 60 years of age, Calvin Coolidge was one of our Presidents of the United States.
92 Year Old TV Car Pitchman Cal Worthington and 42 Year Old Wife Anna Worthington
He married a woman that is currently 42 years old. Now you don’t have to be a mathematician to figure out that Cal Worthington and his wife Anna are separated by 49 years. Most men like women younger, well as long as they’re legal. But 49 years? God can only bless this woman for getting in to bed with a crabby, old, wrinkly man even if she’s after his money. Which Stevie Wonder can see was her ultimate strategy. But the April wedding, and that is this past April, is on the rocks.
So is Anna’s Bentley. And we do mean the car Bentley, not some rich dude’s butler. Or not some rich dude’s butler at a home like Cal Worthington’s mansion that’s worth a little over $3,000,000. Anna wants her Bentley back… and the mansion. He says she can go back to driving the 2004 Chrysler Sebring she owned when they met.
Oh yeah she got tired of getting in to bed with a crabby, old wrinkly man. Um Bentley…Sebring. Back to Stevie Wonder. Now he claims that he had a pre-nuptial agreement drawn up that only gives her $4,000 for six months.
You can bet Gloria Allred didn’t put that piece of paperwork in place.
Anna has hired a big time lawyer to represent her because she does not want to be left “on the street without any means to live.”
Maybe getting a brain with part of that $4,000 a month is a good way to spend her money.
Check out some of Cal’s commercials. He’s really funny. But you can bet he’s not doing a lot of laughing now.
