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This without a doubt is the week’s funniest video.  Just to warn you the content on the first video is unedited so there are a few words of low end wisdom coming from these guys as they take a ride on Giant Slingshot in Orlando Florida.  These two big, strong servicemen who protect our country just freak out as they’re expecting a countdown to launch which every man and woman serving in the military expects.

Did they get the countdown?  Nope.

“That was not a countdown,” one of them screams.  The rest you’ll gave to watch on the video.  And check out their interview on Jimmy Kimmel’s nighttime show as well.

Very funny!

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Just those award winning names are enough to make any fan of television or film watch the 18th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards which will air simultaneously on TNT and TBS.  The award show is set for tonight on both cable networks starting at 8PM Eastern/5PM Pacific.  The full list of all presenters is below.

HARRY'S LAW - Kathy Bates as 'Harriet Korn'

Kevin Bacon, Kyra Sedgwick

Bérénice Bejo
Kenneth Branagh

Kyle Chandler – 63rd Annual Primetime Emmy Awards

Jessica Chastain

Don Cheadle

George Clooney
Glenn Close
Bryan Cranston

'Breaking Bad's Jesse Pinkman (Aaron Paul), Mike (Jonathan Banks) and Walter White (Bryan Cranston)

Matt Czuchry
Viola Davis
Patrick Duffy
Jean Dujardin
Tina Fey
Linda Gray
Judy Greer
Larry Hagman
Armie Hammer
Ed Helms
Ken Howard
Regina King
Sir Ben Kingsley
John Krasinski
Julianna Margulies

Melissa McCarthy - 63rd Annual Primetime Emmy Awards

Brad Pitt
Natalie Portman
Maya Rudolph
Zoe Saldana
Kyra Sedgwick
Octavia Spencer
Meryl Streep
Michelle Williams
Owen Wilson

Kristen Wiig and Betty White, 'Saturday Night Live'

Shailene Woodley
Dick  Van Dyke

Well this is a clear indication that the show must go on.  Seems Demi Moore’s issues are so serious that there will be no waiting for her to get better as the producers of the biopic Lovelace have wasted no time in replacing her in the Gloria Steinem role the actress was set to play.

Mary Louise Parker

But who is the replacement?  That’s still the question.  Us Weekly say Mary Louise-Parker while MTV sayd Sarah Jessica-Parker.  The only thing we know now is that someone with a dash will take over for Demi Moore.

Sarah Jessica Parker

Lovelace is the name of project that would have starred Moore had she not spiraled downward last week after suffering from some significant substance abuse issues and being hospitalized.  Paramedics were called to the actress’s home after getting a 911 call saying she was having seizures.  The 49 year old Demi Moore was having serious mid life crisis issues as she started doing was is know on the street as ‘whip its’ which is use more by teenagers and 20 somethings instead of someone at her age.

Now that she’s been committed to the ‘loco lounge’ for a short stay, Mary Louise-Parker or Sarah Jessica-Parker will step in to the role of Gloria Steinem.  Lovelace is now shooting in Los Angeles and for those of you that are too young to remember the first lady of porn Linda Lovelace, Lovelace is a story about her career in the industry.

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Well we always say on this site that reality television and the real world come to actuality many times as sometimes we tend to forget that these are normal people.  Too many times bloggers and others use the phrase “reality stars” in their writings and though quite entertaining, reality TV is far from making stars.  If it wasn’t for the reality TV genre these people would never exist.

And they certainly aren’t stars.

Renee Graziano from VH1's 'Mob Wives'

The Federal government made sure that Mob Wives cast member Renee Graziano’s future life is one emotional rollercoaster.  And her integration on VH1′s Mob Wive clearly hasn’t helped her father’s mob ties stay hidden.

Top ranking Bonanno family crime boss Anthony “TG” Graziano was taken Friday after an FBI-DEA bust that was apparently set up by the ex-husband of Renee Graziano who ratted out her dad.  Hector “Junior” Pagan turned DEA informant and gave them enough information to get “TG” arrested of numerous counts of racketeering and extortion.

Bet Thanksgiving will be a blast for this family, ya think?

Get this.  Hector “Junior” Pagan was part of the cast of Mob Wive as well and could have been wearing a wire during the show to snitch on Renee Graziano’s father.

After getting word of her father’s arrest, Renee Graziano collapsed after getting a panic attack and was rushed to a New York hospital for treatment.

Not part of her plan to leave that mob life behind for Renee Graziano.  Not only is her ex-husband her ex-husband but is the baby daddy of her teenage kid.  Can you say witness protection for Hector?  Yeah Albuquerque here he comes.

Yeah so I have to admit I was drunk one time on the air in my college radio days.  OK maybe a few more times but those days as a teenager were, well those days as a teenager.

Not like an adult as Pat Sajak and Vanna White were when they were a little blitzed on the air after downing a few cocktails at a close by Mexican restaurant where the top rated syndicated show  Wheel of Fortune was taped.

He was drunk.  Yeah drunk.

So back to my early radio days in college.  There was a bar down the street in the Temple University neighborhood.  I was the black guy that would take a bunch of white people to a ghetto neighborhood bar to get a bit plastered.  They never asked for ID to confirm that we were of age which was a good thing.  Cause we all would have been arrested.

But we weren’t.  So before we did the 5PM one hour news report, we were a bit tipsy before we went on the air.  And we were perfect in our style and delivery.  I really think some days alcohol does effect you positively when you just don’t give a hoot about what you’re doing in front of a mike.

But on Wheel of Fortune?

Show producer Harry Friedman must have crapped in his pants when he read this story.

During dinner breaks Pat and Vanna would go down the street to a Mexican restaurant and have a few margaritas before returning to finish taping Wheel of Fortune.  “Vanna and I would go across the street and have two or three or six,” margaritas said Sajak in an interview with ESPN which is the sports network for drunks.  So Pat fits right in with that sports network.  He also said they “would have trouble recognizing the alphabet” when doing the show trashed.

Wow!

“I have no idea if the shows were any good,” said Sajak.  Watch the interview.

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Well this the last thing you’d want if you were the commissioner f the New York Police Department.  Or any police department.  Or anyone wearing a blue uniform attached to a badge and a gun.

Your own kid gets arrested.

FOX 'Good Day' Host Greg Kelly

NYPD Commissioner Ray Kelly is feeling that pain today and this one is at least a career-ender for Greg Kelly, host of FOX TV New York’s ‘Good Day’ morning show.  The son of the police commissioner has been accused of rape after having drinks with a woman at New York’s South Street Seaport on October 8th.  Now the woman reportedly got pregnant and had an abortion according to reports.

It’s always that liquor that will just ruin people’s lives and careers, ya think?

Greg Kelly was not on the air this morning after the woman reported the incident to police Tuesday.  The allegded assault took place at the woman’s law firm in downtown Manhattan.

This story even turns more crazy for NYPD Police Commissioner Ray Kelly.  He was approached at an event by the woman’s boyfriend who was so upset at the incident that he wanted to ensure the case would not be pushed under a rug by the NYPD because of Ray Kelly’s influence.  His office immediately turned the case over to City Attorney Cy Vance for investigation.

Lew Leone, Vice President and General Manager of WNYW TV which airs ‘Good Day’ said only that “Greg Kelly has requested some time off.”

As a guy we’d all like to be in this guy’s shoes.  For the record ladies when men see a girl who can hold her own in the world of sports it’s an absolute turn on.  There’s nothing hotter than a woman who knows sports.  Not the kind that just wants to see an athlete in tight NFL gear showing off his thigh muscles. “Oh isn’t he really hot,” some women will say about Tim Tebow then has if the pass he throw to his wide receiver in the end zone was a home run.

Guys like a guy’s girl.  Some chick that can converse about the triangle offense or knows the batting average and number of home runs Albert Pujols hit last year.

So whoever this blond lady is from Comcast Sports Net Chicago get on that list.  She’s totally hot and totally blond and totally and obviously know about sports.  And this guy’s guy knows it as he is all over her during a between periods shoot out to try to score a goal through a small opening at the goalie net.

Watch this video.  You gotta give dude his props though anyone standing next to this well versed female sports announcer would probably say the same thing to her.

This video is cute, and classic.  Oh and by the way when girls twittle with their hair as this babe does at the end of the video that’s a sign of sexual frustration.

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Well you can’t complain if you’re William Shatner.  For the last 14 years the former Star Trek Captain Kirk from the original series and movies has been the spokesperson on radio, television, online and print ads for the “name your own price” travel company.  That’s a long time for any spokesperson especially one that was not the original choice by Priceline.com way back when.

William Shatner

The first person Priceline.com wanted was James Earl Jones.  He was locked in to doing voice work for the phone company which has made him millions over the years.  The second target for Priceline.com was Bill Cosby who back then really didn’t think this thing called, um what’s it called, the World Wide Web was going anywhere.

Internet, sminternet was the Jello man’s thoughts when Priceline.com came to him.  And back then, well for Bill Cosby, what was a Priceline,com?

William Shatner

Then comes William Shatner who took charge of the voice work and out front guy for Priceline.com and he turned out to be the best person to rep the brand.  He was simply fantastic.

Today that run ends.  Shatner is doing his last run of commercials for Priceline.com today.

As his reign began as just the sell guy for the brand, he became the Priceline Negotiator later during his tenure as Priceline.com’s spokesperson and all day tomorrow the commercials will show the Priceline Negotiator and spokesperson killed off in a fiery crash.

William Shatner…The End.

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For those of us who were real users of the Priceline.com brand we are going to see a change.  Where the “name your own price” deal gave users the ability to bid on airline tickets and hotel rooms.   Now they will offer a fixed price for their services and the “name your own price” philosophy will be shelved.

Wow, just line them up.  Divorce after divorce after divorce in show business.  And if you look at the entertainment business as a whole you could also throw in a little Kobe and Vanessa Bryant in the world of sports as another high profile break-up in the last couple of three years.

HEIDI KLUM AND SEAL

J-Lo and Marc are officially done.  Rumors abound about the union of Will Smith and his wife Jada.  Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries joke of a wedding and divorce.  Kelsey Grammer’s really high profile divorce which was really nasty along with Arnold the Sperminator and Maria Shriver.

And that’s just a short list.

Now comes word that Heidi Klum and Seal are about to call it a day for their marriage as word is around that paperwork will be filed in Los Angeles citing those as usual “irreconcilable differences” as the cause.

So that’s the report from TMZ.com.

Let’s head on over to People Magazine.  They’re reporting that the couple is “fighting” but “they’re not divorcing” yet another quote has them “weathering a rough patch” according to People.

Heidi Klum and Seal have been married since 2005 with four kids between them.  Three biological and the oldest girl a product of Heidi’s previous relationship as Seal legally adopted her.