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So let’s see.  We have Olivia Wilde ending her own marriage to Tao Ruspoli.  Who?  OK he’s not a household name but he was rich.  Really rich.  Meaning really rich.  According to Wikipedia and this is a quote:

“Ruspoli is the second son of occasional actor and aristocrat Prince Alessandro Ruspoli , 9th Prince of Cerveteri and Austrian-American actress Debra Berger.  He is the older brother of Bartolomeo dei Principi Ruspoli, second husband of oil heiress Aileen Getty.  His half-siblings include Francesco, 10th Prince of Cerveteri; Melusina Ruspoli, and Theodoro Ruspoli.”

That means he’s rich, really rich!

At least she lasted in her union 8 years more than the 72 day Kim Kardashian-Kris Humphries publicity stunt marriage.  Which now some reports have Kim bouncing around in a padded room while ex-husband Kris is looking dumber than ever but hopefully he get some cash out of the deal.

But now Olivia Wilde, who has some etchings of being relatively crazy and a bit whacky, is on some sort of crazy whacko overview of Kim’s marital demise.

“People judge you because divorce is seen as a failure,” she told On The Red Carpet.

Well divorce is a failure, Olivia.  Till death do us part?  Seems Kim, Kris, you and your ex-husband are still among the living.  It is a failure.  But some of us here in Hollywood are so immune to staying with one person that marriage is like going to Trader Joe’s and picking up organic vegetables.  Meaning we all do it.

But wait there’s more from Olivia.

Kim Kardashian and Kelly Rowland

“Our attention should be focused on things that are truly scandalous,” she continued.

OK Olivia, there’s nothing more scandalous than anything having to do with any person holding the last name Kardashian.  Um, a network has been built on that scandal.  People love it.

“Let’s end wars and feed people,” she continued which was not her final statement on the topic but pretty much proves Tao must have spent 7 years too many with this one.

Maybe Olivia should just stick to television and the movies.  It’s most normal people’s contention that some people in front of the camera should just read lines.

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…on NCIS.  OK so we threw you off their for a moment noting the mess of his actions or inaction in the Natalie Wood now murder mystery that is now officially a mystery.

Robert Wagner, is appearing on Tuesday night’s episode of NCIS on CBS titles Sins of the Father.  And it’s not his only appearance during the week on the network.  He will play himself on the Saturday night version of 48 Hours where he will be interviewed on the 30 year old death of his wife Natalie Wood.

Robert Wagner

The death of Natalie Wood took place on the yacht The Splendour 30 years ago and the case was then closed officially listed as accidental.   This past week that all changes as investigators have now re-opened the case in to the actress’s death which now will seem to smother Robert Wagner and Christopher Walken who was on the yacht with Wagner and Wood.

An argument apparently ensued on the boat as Wagner accused Walken of attempting to seduce his wife,  Wagner then breaking a wine bottle and Wood going on deck to then disappear by falling in to the night water.  A new book has Robert Wagner telling the Captain of the boat to not search for Wood in the water nor call authorities to report the incident.

Wagner is not a suspect in the case according to those investigators but we all know what that means.  That means he is a suspect and even Christopher Walken has hired an attorney should all heck break lose.

CBS spokesperson Chris Ender told The Wrap “the episode is running as scheduled.

Well Janet Jackson is back in the news and it’s not because of the Conrad Murray trial because that’s over.  Nor it it because she’s got a new CD out because that’s not the deal either.  It’s not that she and Justin Timberlake are doing halftime at this year’s SuperBowl because the chances of that happening again are none to negative slim.

It’s because Modern Family‘s Jesse Tyler Ferguson and comedian Kathy Griffin did a do-over of the famous mishap that happened when the two singers had a slip and fall during that big game several years back that got the duo banned from any further SuperBowls and fines against CBS when one of Janet’s puppies popped out during their performance.

Who can forget that.

Well here’s the picture re-visited by Out magazine, the gay and lesbian focused publication which named it Out 100, a list of those in the GLBT community who did good things for that group this past year.

Jesse Tyler Ferguson and Kathy Griffin are 'Out 100'

In the words of Out…

In 2011, we were reminded of the extraordinary power of the individual to inspire and motivate by example. A gay intern helped save the life of U.S. Representative Gabrielle Giffords; a young transgender student was crowned high school prom queen; a New York City lawyer became the first openly gay man appointed to the federal bench; and an air force officer, who helped found an undercover group of 4,000 LGBT active-duty service members, was free to come out — along with tens of thousands of his colleagues. These four courageous people are all honored in this year’s Out100, with many others who have inspired and moved us.

They include legends such as Larry Kramer — whose 1985 play, The Normal Heart, received a stunning revival on Broadway this past season — as well as iconoclasts, like Justin Vivian Bond and Sandra Bernhard, and newsmakers, such as Chaz Bono, whose participation in the most recent season of Dancing With the Stars was as groundbreaking as it was stirring.

To pay homage to their individualism, this year’s portfolio is inspired by iconic portraits of the 20th century, from Richard Avedon’s image of a shaving Marlon Brando and Robert Mapplethorpe’s Patti Smith to Herb Ritts’s Madonna and Harry Benson’s timeless portraits of the Beatles pillow-fighting.

You can go to the link to see more of those on the list of the Out 100.

http://www.out.com/out-exclusives/out100/2011/11/17/17th-annual-out100#slide-1

Never laughed so loud in years.  You gotta give these people behind the scenes at the FX horror drama American Horror Story some props for incredible writing that even Brett Ratner would be shocked.

Last night’s episode titled Open House, well at least the 7th minute through minute 10 were superbly written yet there is nothing considered politically correct as everybody got picked on if you were gay or a minority.

And I just laughed my ass off!

'AMERICAN HORROR STORY' with Connie Britton as 'Vivien Harmon'

Just for the record, American Horror Story, in my most politically incorrect writing features some very sick white folks who continue to live in a house that is severely haunted.  I say sick white folks because black people would have been packed and moved from any haunted house to somewhere on the outskirts of Cleveland, Ohio had they experienced some of the crap seen during the launch of this show on FX.

Connie Britton and Dylan McDermott are excellent in American Horror Story.  But the writing is simply amazing.  This is one of those series you just can’t stop watching and you really look forward to the next episodes of this haunting series.

But last night’s episode…

Britton Vivien Harmon) and McDermott (Ben Harmon) are trying to sell the house.  And their real estate agent is having an open house to show it for sale.

The real estate agent…”Everything was meticulously restored by the previous homos…owners, home-owners…queer eye.”

'AMERICAN HORROR STORY' with Dylan McDermott as 'Ben Harmon'

Next person coming to the open house was the sick and twisted villain who showed his strangeness and once again the real estate woman, concerned about her safety, pulls out a small gun.

“What are you doing!” screams Connie Britton’s character.

The real estate agent, a woman that looks close to 60 years of age responds “A woman in my line can’t be to careful.  There are a lot of minority men in this city who would like nothing more than to ravage me on this counter top!”

The writing so perfect that the next scene is the real estate agent and Britton showing the man the house.

This show is fantastic.  Completely, lacking any correctness on the political side unless you’re Brett Ratner but once you watch at least the content I just described you can’t do anything but laugh.  The writing is simply superb.  A show that makes you laugh and scares the hell out of you.

Rick Thomas

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Oh we are so in political season.  Conservatives are going after liberals and back and forth and Herman Cain hasn’t sexually harassed any blonds lately nor has Rick Perry said something stupid nor has anyone accused Barack Obama of being gutless in the last 48 hours.

Bill Maher on 'The View'

But Elisabeth Hasselback from The View and Bill Maher from the show that bears his name along with the words Real Time at HBO went one on one like Kobe versus LeBron…oh that’s right there is no Kobe versus LeBron since the NBA season is probably going bye bye at least for this year and probably in to 2012.

But let’s not digress.  Elisabeth Hasselback and Bill Maher had a one on one chat about the latter’s comments on his show about CBS news gal Lara Logan who was attacked in Egypt last year saying military big guy Hosni Mubarak “must have put her intrepid hotness on a plane immediately.  In exchange we will send Elisabeth Hasselback.”

'The View's Elizabeth Hasselback

At that point Maher did not know that Logan was sexually assaulted and Elisabeth Hasselback asked Bill Maher “You can’t tell me that’s funny.”

Maher snipes back “We do a comedy show for an audience that perhaps is different than your audience.”

“My feelings weren’t hurt,” said Elisabeth Hasselback after Maher’s comments.

Oh this will never end.  And don’t expect Elisabeth Hasselback to be a guest on Bill Maher’s HBO TV show any time soon either.

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This is why you have to consider American people, especially those in the Baltimore area, relatively stupid.  Although I’ve come to the realization that the number of people who are born every day increase the level of stupidity in this country, a guy names Gerry Sandusky has to suffer from the limited brain power of those living in Maryland.

Gerry Sandusky from WBAL Television in Baltimore, not Jerry Sandusky from the 'Penn State Pedophiles'

Gerry Sandusky is a sports announcer for WBAL TV in Baltimore.  He is the lead announcer for the Baltimore Ravens in that city as well.  Been with the station since 1998.  And now, after all of those years of building his brand as a professional sports guy, the worthless piece of crap Jerry Sandusky from the Penn State Pedophile Football Program led by Coach Joe Paterno is about to ruin this good guy’s career because of the stupidity of people who connect Gerry Sandusky to Jerry Sandusky.

They are clearly two different people.  One is a sports announcer and the other is a piece of shit.

So we want to make sure everyone knows the difference between Gerry Sandusky and Jerry Sandusky.  Baltimore people, there is a difference.  Get a grip and read a book as Steve Urkel would say.

Read a book.

People shouldn’t be so damn stupid but nothing, really nothing should surprise anyone about the confusion.  This country breeds more stupid people every day in the maternity wards at local hospitals.  But Gerry Sandusky is not Jerry Sandusky.  Gerry, with a “G” is a good guy.

Period.

Rick Thomas

He’s a monster.  A flipping monster.  Period.  Anyone supportive of a pedophile, such as the 100,000 fans who went to Penn State’s final home season game this past Saturday to support a bunch of pedophiles, without question has to look inside and figure out just who knew what and why no one stopped this rape tragedy of children.

Penn State sucks period.  And so do their supportive, cult following fans.

Now comes word that the cops were notified of the actions of Penn State’s pedophile Jerry Sandusky and the pedophiles that protected him.  Yes, Joe Paterno, the corrupt dirty cops and everyone connected to this rape tragedy is a pedophile.

They’re pigs.  Period.

Now we switch gears to Compton, California.  The school district in this ghetto of Los Angeles permitted porn star Sasha Grey to read to children in a classroom apparently unaware that this woman has more money shots on Pornhub.com than any woman on the web.

Sasha Grey

I checked.

Unfortunately I had to view 88 videos with about 1,125,587 minutes of Sasha Grey content on Pornhub.com.

Disgusting.  Really disgusting.

I may have to watch this content again just to confirm that Sasha Grey is the same Sasha Grey that these morons in the Compton school district allowed access to children.  A porn star reading to children.

I don’t have kids but this is why, if I did have kids, they wouldn’t attend a public school anywhere in this country.  Public education is a joke especially with people who have no clue who Sasha Grey is or how many guys she’s done.

America is full of a lot of very sick human beings.  And for anyone to allow a porn star to read to children is the reason why disgusting pedophiles like Jerry Sandusky have access to children.

These people are terribly lost in space.  And this action, to allow a porn star any access to children, highlights the reason why I’m slowly but surely becoming an independent voter.  Yeah me, a tried and true Democrat since birth because every time Democrats are in office, radicals cross the line and it’s OK to allow this visible stank to exist even near schoolchildren.  And do their best to say it’s OK.

Go Mitt Romney!!!!!

So let’s see, Sasha Grey has had sex, on video, with a minimum of 88 men for 1,125,587 minutes which is close to 19,000 hours, snorted cocaine on HBO’s Entourage and got the show’s main character hooked on the snow man visits and now she’s reading to schoolchildren?

This is where your taxes go…to public schools that support coke snorting porn stars appearances in front of schoolchildren.  Guess that’s the explanation of no child left behind.

Things are so bad in public schools that even African American parents are working two jobs to send their kids to private educational options rather than entrust their children to idiots like those running the Compton schools.

Once a ghetto rat from Compton, always a ghetto rat from Compton I guess.

The clown in the school district who allowed this now say that all they knew about Sasha Grey was that she was a cast member on Entourage on HBO.  Even in that show she was a porn star, did cocaine and had sex with several men which pissed off Adrian Grenier’s character whom she was dating in the series.  Oh, by the way for mental midgets in Compton, her character as “Sasha Grey” also got Vincent Chase (Grenier) hooked on the aforementioned cocaine.

Let me as this to the educators at Compton, yes so called college graduates…are you people  really that friggin’ stupid?

What loser wouldn’t do a Wikipedia check on anyone with access to children that has any connection to Hollywood?  I mean is everyone lost in space in America?

Jerry Sandusky and Sasha Grey.  Two people that should have access to nothing more than their parole officers yet bang!  Kids get put in the cross-hairs of a sick, twisted pedophile and a porn star.

What must people be thinking?  Seriously what the hell is wrong with these people who permit this to happen?

God help us.  But more important, God help the children we’re supposed to protect.  Because someone like me who chose not to reproduce has more concern for kids than the morons at Penn State or in Compton.

That’s really messed up isn’t it?

Rick Thomas

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Good!  Big changes in the morning over at CBS and the network’s third ranked morning news program.  Which needs it.  Change of name is good.  Unfortunately although it’s good, anything connected to CBS which competes with the Today Show or Good Morning America will fail.

Sorry to be so blunt but guess what…I don’t call myself the for real brotha for nothing.

Dr. Oz with Gayle King

CBS News, once again, is making massive changes in it’s morning content.  And not that it doesn’t need to make changes but this seems to happen every 3 to 6 months.  And that’s not good.  Because continuing to make changes makes viewers tune to the competition.  Take the CBS Evening News with, well you fill in the space here.

Now Charlie Rose and Gayle King will be hosting the new unnamed show that will begin on CBS on January 9th.  TV Week is suggesting that the new name of the new show will be an old name from an old show.  See It Now was a show that ran on CBS back in the 1950′s.

Oh yeah, that’s what network television, especially CBS, needs.  An old show name to attract more viewers over 60 years of ages.

Charlie Rose and Amanda Burden

CBS has totally revamped their new morning show from behind the scenes as well.  A new set will be built and a new newsroom is being designed as well.

Oh yeah that always drives ratings.

Erica Hill is the only holdover from the previous group of on air personalities.

Yes this will fail.  Bet anything you have on the third place ranking of this show to stay at number 3!  Repeat episodes of COPS would fare better than any content between 7AM and 9AM on CBS.

So most of us would rather laugh than vomit.  When there’s any conversation about Penn State’s Nittany Lions or if there’s video content about this rape scandal you just want to vomit.

I’d rather keep my meals internal so I’d rather laugh.  Herman Cain wins over Bob Costas and his interview with Jerry Sandusky.  Especially today.  Now that we’ve all learned that Sandusky’s lawyer who has been all over television got his 16 year old client pregnant.

I’m ready to vomit again.  What’s even more sad is how the powers that be in the state of Pennsylvania let these rapists at Penn State continue to rape children.

So let’s laugh.  Another dimwit in the Republican field of Presidential candidates is on the way out.  The other sexual predator named Herman Cain.  We won’t talk about his tendency to harass and assault blond women around him but we will talk about his ignorance with what happened in Libya.

The man who wants to be President seems to be unaware of what took place in that country recently and pulled a Rick Perry.  But in all fairness the chances of this guy becoming President is slimmer to none after this video interview with the Milwaukee Journal.

“OK, Libya,?” says Herman Cain and the rest of this comedy is history.   Can’t wait for Saturday Night Live.

America is infested with two things recently.  Sick, twisted pedophiles and stupid people.  Stupid people that actually think Herman Cain or a few other people running for the GOP nomination actually should be President of the United States.

Rick Thomas

OK so let me start off by saying that this is one guys are gonna want to take a look at because who doesn’t want six pack abs?  No matter what age the male, unless you have the opportunity to spend most of your daytime hours at 24 Hour Fitness, that belly fat finds its way to your frame at some point in your life.

We have the solution!  We have the solution!

Mike Sorrentino from MTV's 'Jersey Shore'

Six Pack Abs from Dr. Harry Mentz.  Who is about to make a mint by having at this point over 125,000 people view this video of how he has a surgical procedure to give any man six pack abs.

I first saw this one today on Inside Edition during a segment I was watching on KCAL9 Los Angeles.  And this is for real.  Just watch the video and blame it on Jersey Shore cast member Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino who is walking around and showing off his six pack abs essentially making it impossible to date young women with limited brainpower who can only name Jersey Shore if you ask them to name the Sunday morning news program on NBC.

It’s Meet The Press!!!  Meet The Press!!!

So now guys are gonna be lined up for this surgery and I gotta say this looks pretty interesting to  the point where this could be the next big thing for men since the creation of Viagra.

Rick Thomas