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First off let’s be fair.  NBC has already hired the daughter of one former Republican President and it’s only fair that the daughter of another former, this time a Democratic President get hired by the network just to even things out.

Chelsea Clinton, daughter of President Bill Clinton and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, will be joining NBC News to working on the Nightly News segment Making a Difference which is probably the best part of that program.

Hillary Clinton and Chelsea Clinton

Just saying but after watching any evening network news program, at least the first several minutes, you just want to reach for a revolver and load one bullet.

Making a Difference is always the end of the misery, if you haven’t put the barrel to your skull.  This is the feel good part of the half hour show which highlights something good going on in the world and quite frankly is an integral part of the half hour show.

Now we have Jenna Bush Hager on during the Today Show and Chelsea Clinton part of NBC Nightly News.  Big question is which one will be able to read news copy without totally sounding like they’re reading news copy. Because Jenna Bush Hager, who we don’t see a lot of these days, still sounds like she’s at a recital on every story she does on Today.

In other shocking news ( I jest) tennis star Anna Kournikova is out at NBC’s prime-time exercise program The Biggest Loser.  After only one season of being one of the fitness experts on that show, her ego and attitude seems to have been an issue with producers so much so that she’s been asked to stay home and look in he mirror during the next round of the show.

The Hollywood Reporter says even contestants found her a bit “brash” in their interaction with Kournikova saying she often spoke about her own tough upbringing when they complained about the toughness of the workouts.

Anna Kournikova

Oh yeah that’s all some fat person wants.  Some skinny, tall, blond, easily a 10 rating, on most males top five list of female celebrities wives and girlfriends must allow you to sleep with if you have the opportunity with no repercussions bitch telling you about their issues while you’re trying to lose a couple hundred pounds.

OK, I’m alright, just lost focus for a moment.

“I will not be returning as a full time trainer on season 13,” she said in a statement.

Rick Thomas

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The genre of cowboys and westerns is coming back to the small screen and the big screen.  Hell on Wheels on the AMC cable channel, The Rifleman coming to network television and Cowboys & Aliens on film although that movie got trashed pretty good.  But no matter the days of gunslingers and actually having the right to bear arms is coming back.

So we bring you back.  Way back to Gene Barry who starred in the television series Bat Masterson that ran for three seasons on NBC from 1958 to 1961.  Now this writer has to admit this show aired just two years after being born but you can’t beat the cool, calm, cane bearing Bat Masterson so we give you an episode of the show from our friends over at DailyMotion.

Nothing better than a good western.

Rick Thomas

With Piers Morgan leaving the NBC show America’s Got Talent to focus on his fledgling CNN talk show there of course is an opening in the judge’s table and word has it that shock jock Howard Stern is chatting with producers to join the program.

Good move.  Especially for Howard and his radio show on Sirius/XM Radio.

Stern has pretty much been a blip on the radar screen since joining the satellite service several years ago but this would make him a household name again should this agreement between him and the show actually happen.  And with Stern joining Howie Mandel and Sharon Osbourne on America’s Got Talent, he would be the biggest name at the judge’s table because the production would move from the west coast to New York.

Stern would be the highest paid on the show as well.  He’s looking for a payday that would generate upwards of $15 million per year from America’s Got Talent and would keep his job doing the radio show on Sirius/XM Radio.  Which the latter could benefit greatly from any type of exposure for the satellite brand which pretty much needs a boost.

And Howard Stern becoming part of a network show gives him that national exposure he needs to garner again since leaving free radio.  Except for getting former Academy Awards producer Brett Ratner fired for chatting with him about his sex life on Stern’s radio show you don’t hear a lot about Howard Stern.

The New York Jets take on the New England Patriots tonight on NBC.  One of biggest games on today’s NFL schedule because both teams are battling for the top spot in the AFC East with the Buffalo Bills whom the Jets just beat this past week on Monday Night Football.

So it’s going to be one heck of a battle because these two teams and their respective head coaches hate each other.  The Jets Rex Ryan has no love for the Patriots Bill Belechick and back at ya from Bill.

But let’s go back to that Monday night game with the Bills and the Jets where pretty boy Mark Sanchez, the quarterback for the New York squad, was in the wide receiver position during a play late in the game in a formation that’s called the Wildcat.

Not a smart move for a guy that doesn’t like getting hit.  Like most quarterbacks don’t like getting hit.  But playing wide receiver in the Wildcat offense, well let’s say Mr. Sanchez made a flinch that was played worldwide once the play began.

Watch this video.  Really funny.

Tamara Tunie, who plays Medical Examiner Linda Warner on Law & Order: SVU on NBC is not a happy lady today.  In fact she’s looking at her bank account and finding the balance short about $1.5 million after her business manager/accountant pleaded guilty to ripping off that amount from her over her time on television.

Tamara Tunie from 'Law & Order: Special Victims Unit'

Not only did Joseph Calibrasi snatch that amount from Tamara Tunie but he also had his sticky fingers in the bank accounts of music director of the Kansas City Symphony and a few other clients he was managing.

So what did he do with the money he stole?  Calibrasi had his own entertainment projects going on  that needed financing and used Tamara Tunie’s hard earned cash to support those failures.  He also decided that he would vacation in Italy, Puerto Rico and Los Angeles with Ms. Tunie’s money.

“I stole over $1.4 million from Ms. Tunie (Generet) by converting funds from her business accounts to my personal use,” Calibrasi said as he copped to doing the criminal deed.   Tunie is married to jazz artist Gregory Generet.

Sentencing for Calibrasi is set for January 4th of next year where he faces up to 7 plus years in prison.

Biggie! Biggie! Biggie!

And they say rap music is bad for society.  Bad for our children, not good to have them listening to hardcore rap because it will cause kids to commit crimes, steal cars, rob banks, snatch purchases and that’s what will happen in the suburbs.

Oh by the way 80% of the rap music is bought by white kids in America.  Yeah, those that live in the suburbs.

Damn rappers!

Now there’s proof that rap music is soothing.  Watch this video.  Here’s the analytics and research to prove the fact that the late great Biggie Smalls rap music from the “94 rugged war” days can stop a child from crying.

This is great content!  The Biggie Baby!!  Kick it out Biggie Baby!

This is going to be more editorial that a story about television.  Because now it has been confirmed that  Ashton Kutcher has to be the dumbest cluck on earth.  The Two and a Half Men substitute for Charlie Sheen finds himself in hot water because of his complete and utter stupidity.  Any moron that has no clue as to what’s happening at Penn State and Paterno’s Pedophiles is clearly not close to being connected to the real world.

Angus T. Jones, Ashton Kutcher and Jon Cryer from "Two and a Half Men'

This is a classic case of how some in the new age of the digital world show more interest in social media and the newest gadgets out on the market rather than understanding what’s going on in the real world.

How in the universe could anyone working in the media business, as does Ashton Kutcher or owning several web sites, as Ashton Kutcher does, not know about the rape crimes that took place at Penn State University?  Seriously what planet could Ashton Kutcher have landed on over the past several days to have him lost in space on Paterno’s Pedophiles?

Ashton Kutcher has now placed the writing of his Twitter page to his management because he Tweeted in support of Penn State coach Joe Paterno who is under significant fire for his lack of movement to provide a safe environment for underage boys.  These minors ended up being sexually assaulted by an assistant coach for Penn State and Joe Paterno didn’t do a thing to stop these crimes from that sick, despicable Jerry Sandusky.

And Ashton Kutcher had no clue what was going on.  Really how stupid is this guy?  Really?  How stupid is Ashton Kutcher?

It’s time for people to put down the Twitter accounts, the Facebook pages, Stumble Upon this and that, take the Ipads or Ipods or Izods and start to turn on the real news to find out what is really happening in the world.  This moron Tweeted “How do you fire Jo P” on his Twitter page that has a gazillion followers not knowing that Jo P or Joe Paterno is more than likely going to be indicted for his involvement in the child rape scandal at Penn State.

What an asshole, this Ashton Kutcher.

He did apologize for being lost in space but this proves he’s just as big, dumb and stupid as his character Walden is on Two and a Half Men .

I have no real feelings for Ashton Kutcher as an actor.  So that means he’s pretty mediocre.  Two and a Half Men has gotten a bit better but it’s no where near the same show as it was with Charlie Sheen.  So I really don’t care.  But for anyone to be that out of touch is an embarrassment to anyone part of reality.  No one should be unaware of the stank taking place at Penn State but strangely enough this actor is beyond the real world when it comes to the gravity of this story.

Time to put down the toys and read a book Ashton.  Really read a book.

Rick Thomas

Well we haven’t received the e-mail from the Academy yet confirming this story but everyone in the media all over the world is following Billy Crystal’s Tweet that he will be hosting the Oscars next February making him the oldest solo host in the show’s history.

“Am doing the Oscars so the young woman in the pharmacy will stop asking my name when I pick up my prescriptions.  Looking forward to the show,” Tweeted Billy Crystal.

After a contentious week of the firing of Brett Ratner for his gay slur comments and exposing his sex life on Howard Stern’s Sirius/XM radio show; then Eddie Murphy dropping out because his boy Brett was no longer creatively involved, both were replaced.  Brian Grazer takes over for Brett Ratner and now Crystal jumps in the hosting role where Eddie Murphy once stood.

Now with everybody in place for the event that will air on ABC Sunday February 26th, this story is completely over.

They just won’t let this poor man rest in peace.  Please let Michael Jackson rest in peace soon.  When you thought we all saw the last of Dr. Conrad Murray, the agony of his manslaughter trial and conviction leading to his upcoming sentencing, we all said “bye-bye” to this tragedy.

But it just doesn’t want to seem to disappear.

Savannah Guthrie with Dr. Conrad Murray on MSNBC

Now NBC News which is the Mother to MSNBC is under fire from the Michael Jackson estate for their airing tonight and tomorrow night of the special Michael Jackson and the Doctor: A Fatal Friendship.

The Today Show has already aired segments of the special but the full effort comes tonight and tomorrow on MSNBC.  John Branca and John McClain, the executors of the Jackson estate, have sent correspondence to network saying “MSNBC seems ready to let [Dr. Murray] say what he wants to say with no fear of cross-examination.”

The estate is upset that there will not be anyone to take Michael Jackson’s side during the Conrad Murray interview.  Now there’s talk of what Murray was compensated by NBC News for his interview that was done before he was convicted.  In most cases convicted criminals cannot accept compensation for doing interviews following the jury’s decision but Dr. Murray was on trial during the time of the MSNBC sitdown.

The estate says the network should “exercise proper judgement and refrain from airing this program.”

These pedophiles are now done.  The upper echelon at Penn State have fired the President of the University and fired coach Joe Paterno.  The campus is an absolute mess as CNN and other networks offer live coverage of what is taking place on the campus of Penn State in Happy Valley which is no longer happy.

Jerry Sandusky and Joe Paterno, coaches at Penn State University

“The magnitude of this event is simply enormous,” said CNN legal analyst Jeffrey Toobin.  “People are horrified across the country…I would be very careful about drawing any larger conclusions about how much support for him (Joe Paterno) there really is,” Toobin continued.

“It was absolutely the right decision,” to fire him said Toobin.

This will without a doubt destroy the image of Penn State football and their university.  “I would not be surprised to see Penn State sued for many millions of dollars,” said Toobin on CNN.

This was the greatest night in America.  Penn State took it on the chin and well they should.  These pigs need to go to prison and if you read the grand jury report it is the most sick, disgusting story in a long time.

Any man that puts his hand in an appropriate way on a child should be castrated.  Period.  There will be more victims who will come out and come forward.  When it does these stupid fucking kids at Penn State who think Joe Paterno is a hero will settle down and realize the gravity of the level of criminal activity of the people running the football program at Penn State.

Rick Thomas