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Jimmy Kimmel style of politics in this video.  Herman Cain’s inability to keep his penis zipped has the former Domino’s Pizza CEO checking his bank account with his divorce attorney to determine how much cash he’ll being handing out to his lovely wife instead of running for President.

In the word of former President Bill Clinton, Mr. Cain’s run for President was nothing but a fairytale.  But leave it up to the late night chatter Jimmy Kimmel to send him off to nowhere land.  Isn’t is amazing how we no longer see any media coverage of Herman Cain over the last week?

Check out the video.  It’s classic.  Just shows how much of a clown this campaign is an was.  Truly funny.  And the next time someone says Donald Trump’s Republican debate plans is really important and not a circus, send them this video.  The days when I think President Obama is weak and should use a hammer to get things done instead of giving us a good speech, I’ll just watch this Jimmy Kimmel spoof.  As they say on TBS, “very funny.”

Rick Thomas

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First we have two lesbians making out on a plane.  One an actress from The L Word (Leisha Hailey) and the other a performer for a band only a few of us would listen to (Camilla Grey) but I gotta tell you I did watch a video of her and it was actually pretty damn good music.

Yeah one example of how people in the entertainment business act like idiots on a plane.  Two lesbians kissing is something I would not want to see on a plane but rather at 3AM while surfing the web while the significant other ignores my goals and sleeps soundly in the bedroom.

Now comes 30 Rock‘s Alec Baldwin.  Acting like an idiot.  On a plane.  Under federal laws by the way again eliminating those local yocals with badges.

Alec Baldwin got kicked off an American Airlines flight for not turning off his video game claiming addiction to Words with Friends which sounds like the dumbest reason to get kicked off a plane.  His spokesperson who seems to be as much of an idiot as Alec Baldwin said to CNN  “He loves WWF so much that he was willing to leave the plane for it,” said Matthew Hiltzik a PR strategist based in New York.

Alec Baldwin actually pays this moron>  What a stupid statement from a publicist.  Really stupid.  And Alec Baldwin wants to run for political office?  Um, political career, officially over Alec.  Way over.

In a Tweet that made Alec Baldwin look even more like he should be in therapy he said bye bye to American Airlines “where retired Catholic school gym teachers from the 1950′s find jobs as flight attendants.”

Not good Alec.  Flight attendants work for all airline companies meaning spit might find its way in to your next scotch on the rocks.

American Airlines it would not “comment on something that might or might not have happened.”  Oh yeah they had a lawyer write that one.

Alec Baldwin should remember he has new bosses at NBC.  And with the merger of NBC and Comcast along with the federal scrutiny that continues over that business partnership, Baldwin might just learn to play by federal rules and not act like a spoiled, arrogant jerk on a plane.  There’s always one isn’t there?  Once jerk on every flight.  This time the jerk happens to be Alec Baldwin from 30 Rock who caused the plane to have to return to the gate to remove him from the plane.

What a jerk.

Rick Thomas

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Wow it’s been a while since we did a story on ESPN behind the scenes drama.  Whether it be a drunk, abusive announcer beating up his girlfriend at a bar in Santa Monica, another smacking his wife around in New England, sex play which is common among co-workers at ESPN headquarters in Connecticut or plagiarizing from articles in the Orange County Register, there’s always some crap going on as ESPN.

Get your resume ready and send it to these people.  There’s always an opening due to the drunken stupidity of someone at ESPN.

Matthew Barnaby used to be a hockey analyst for ESPN.  We say used to be because after several domestic incidents with his wife or ex-wife he’s been arrested again, this time for driving under the influence.

Matthew Barnaby

And he got busted in style driving a Porsche Cayenne on the wrong side of the road which of course is a problem in most counties especially in New York State where he got jammed up.  Not only drunk and driving on the wrong side of the road, Barnaby was operating a Porsche Cayenne without a front tire.

OK how do you operate any motor vehicle without a front tire?

So first he rips up the garage door of his estranged wife’s home looking for her new boyfriend thinking that he was on the ice with his former Buffalo Sabres getting into a scruff, but now he’s got a DUI as well.  This qualifies the Canadian born, non-U.S. citizen for deportation.  Which is good so that he can be kept away from beating or killing his wife and from running over any pedestrians in New York State.  Or anywhere in the continental U.S.

Clarence, New York must be a small town.  The same cop that arrested him for the domestic beef with his wife pulled him over in the Porsche Cayenne.  Can’t wish for a better outcome for this slime ball.

Career at ESPN over.  “We spoke to Matthew and informed him that we terminated his contract immediately,” an ESPN spokesperson told the Hollywood Reporter.

Final thought…good riddance.

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You think that creep Jerry Sandusky has problems?  OK yeah Jerry Sandusky, the guy the world knows now as Chester the Molester, has some serious issues he will be facing legally and once he ends up rolling the dice at a state prison somewhere in Pennsylvania.

But the real problems are for some of the Penn State students who rioted after football coach Joe Paterno got fired by the university.  It looks like State College, PA cops are gonna actually do their job this time and take some action against the kids that overturned a TV news van from WTAJ.

They let a molester ruin children’s lives without any investigation but they’re not letting these rioter get off without prosecution.  Yeah I think State College PD will be investigating jaywalkers after letting a creep like Sandusky get away with sexual assault all of these years.

The city has even created a web-site with pictures of those involved not only in the TV van flip but any part in the rioting that destroyed parts of the campus.

Check out the video below.  “Flip it! Flip it!,” the students scream out before the van goes over.  Yeah they’re about to get flipped right next to Jerry Sandusky up at state prison.

Bad news is that Kim Richards taste for a nice glass of whatever alcoholic beverage of her choice was too often.  Much to often for the cast member of Bravo’s Real Housewives of Beverly Hills according to some of her close friends.

Kim Richards and Taylor Armstrong, 'Real Wives of Beverly Hills' on Bravo

Two pieces of good news for Kim Richards.  First she’s headed to rehab for her heavy use of the fire water.  Second she’s probably going to get a lot of visual time on Bravo’s next version of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills because this is a big story for those who care about this reality show.

With the ratings for the genre on Bravo there seems to be a lot of interest in anything having to do with housewives.

OK keep it clean here dude!

The former child TV performer spent a lot of time last go round of the series getting ripped by her sister for her drinking issues.  She kept denying she had issues and that’s exactly what peeps do when confronted by friends and family on substance abuse.

Seems the intervention worked for her.  Last month Kim Richards mentioned that she was taking anti-anxiety and anti-depressant medication along with anti-seizure medication that some say helps to curb alcoholism.  Guess the days of cold turkey and AA meetings have passed.

In the meantime Taylor Armstrong, one of her cast members who has has some serious personal issue of her own, said “I adore Kim and stand behind her.”   Taylor Armstrong was interviewed on Andy Cohen’s talk show Watch What Happens Live.  She’s pitching her new personal bio of her tragic life with a new book titled Hiding Reality: My Story of Love, Loss and Finding the Courage Within.

Yeah we need to find a cure.  Three women in my life have been diagnosed and are survivors of breast cancer.  All close to me.   One who screamed at Dad that he would never have conjugal contact with her again while giving birth to me in 1956.  Yes there have been terrific strides in the treatment of breast cancer but no one and I repeat no one has been closer to the malady as me.  One a business partner who became a friend.  The other diagnosed at 19 years of age…yes 19 years old and fighting breast cancer.

All three survivors.  All three a significant part of my life.

Guiliana Rancic

After watching NBC’s Today Show and hearing about E’s Guiliana Rancic’s fight to stay alive, announcing that she is going to have a double mastectomy is a sad yet a supportive day for the E! Network personality.  She announced in October that she suffered from the deadly disease and now will take serious steps to keep her young life in motion.  Isn’t it amazing how the younger ones suffer more from breast cancer?

Guiliana Rancic has a fight on her schedule.  Her previous treatments for breast cancer have not worked so this is the next step in her battle to stay with us.  Her desire to have children is part of her reason to go through the procedure.  “At the end it all came down to was just choosing to live and not looking over my shoulder for the rest of my life” she told Ann Curry on the Today Show.

Wanda Sykes, comedian and actress, went through the same procedure as will Guiliana Rancic.  Her surgery took place earlier this year.  Up All Night and Married With Children performer Christina Applegate had a similar process in 2008.

Mastectomy is described as the surgical removal of one or both breasts for the treatment of breast cancer or for women who have a high risk of the disease.  To live or die, women make that decision every day.

Gotta find a cure.  Got to.  Keep walking.  Keep running.  Wear pink.  Surely worth the time it takes, which is not a lot of time, to keep working to find a reason to keep women alive.

By the way the three women mentioned above are all still alive.  Still fighting.  Many years after breast cancer diagnosis.

Yeah, I guess there is a God.

Rick Thomas

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We are so in election mode.  Barack Obama is expected to raise about a billion dollars for his re-election campaign, the Republicans are still trying to figure out who is going to be their nominee for President and the hits just keep on coming, right?

Yeah and even New York Democratic Governor Andrew Cuomo is getting into the mix of the big money floating around during this election season.  He’s raised close to $500,000 from some big names in the TV business for his re-election campaign in that state.

Must be nice!

The New York Governor hung out in Los Angeles last Friday night trying to snag some Hollywood bucks for his 2014 bid to keep his gig.  E’s Chelsea Handler was there along with TV and film producer James Burrows.  Melrose Place producer Darren Star came up with a few bucks at the dinner and reception for Cuomo as did the “meathead” Rob Reiner and his wife.  And superstar producer J. J. Abrams who hit TV show Person of Interest also pulled out his checkbook to contribute to Mr. Cuomo’s campaign.

Seems like a long time since we did a story putting the word Charlie in front of the word Sheen.  And this time the guy who we love to pick on because we regularly ask how a fool making close to a million bucks can screw that up is not part of this story.

His baby’s mama is the focus of this one.

Charlie Sheen and ex -wife Brooke Mueller

Brooke Mueller get herself in a mess in Aspen, Colorado once again.  Last time her ex-husband held a knife to her throat after a night of partying and drinking.  Now she’s the one being charged with assault and cocaine possession after a flap at a bar in the resort city.

Mueller, who has had her share of vacation time at many very well known rehab centers, was in a bar with an interesting and got in to it with an unidentified woman.  Belly Up, a place where most people with substance issues would tend to avoid, apparently went one on one with another woman at the bar who flagged down cops to tell them of the assault.

When cops caught up to Mueller she was holding an unspecified amount of cocaine and booked on possession with intent to distribute which means she was holding a significant amount of the drug.  She also took the assault charge as well.

Mueller was released on $11,000 bail.

Could be time for a Dr. Drew intervention but with the list of celebrities who relapse another option might work here.

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This brings back the reason some cheerleader squads in college basketball or any level of sports have cut back on the antics attempted by kids who have no common sense.  You don’t see the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders flipping themselves on the sidelines up in the air nor will you see any member of the Indiana Pacemates do a twist and turn while five or more feet airborne.

So that was an editorial statement from RealTVCritics.com so take that as you read it.

Now let’s shift to Michigan State in their game against last week.  Cheerleader Taylor Young went face first on the hardwood floor which of course is not part of this university’s curriculum and had to be carted off the floor on a stretcher and neck-brace in a fall that you will see in the video.  So I guess schools will be revisiting cheerleader flips and fly arounds once again but of course the issue will go away for a minute until the next time a kid gets seriously hurt.  But it’s her Dad’s response on Facebook that was classic.

After seeing his the photo of his daughter laid out unconscious, well you take a look at the picture we grabbed from our friend over at Sportsgrid.com.  Yes Taylor’s assets, with pun truly intended, get national coverage after her mishap.  Her father Charles Young took to Facebook saying “I’m glad to see your booty isn’t getting big…no one likes a chick with a big butt…love you…”

Thanks Dad.  Baby girl has a concussion and you’re focused on her butt.  And by the way there are a lot of guys that like big butts but let’s remember she’s a white girl so that could make a difference.

Oh by the way Taylor was taken to the hospital and check over.  All is good.  Even her butt.