Oh I had to write this story. After I laughed my rear off reading this one about John Bolaris, the pretty boy weatherman currently at FOX29 in Philadelphia. He’s the guy that we all wanted to hang out with back in the day when he was younger and just as good looking. Ya see back then, in the 80′s when John Bolaris worked at Channel 10 in the city of Brotherly Love he was the weather guy at that TV station.
FOX 29 Philadelphia Weatherman John Bolaris
We all wanted to be his wing man. We all wanted to be his buddy cause he used to get more women to respond to his advances than let’s say if Brad Pitt were to put his profile on Match.com.
John Bolaris was the man on the TV side when I worked in radio.
Of course I was too uncool, not a TV guy so I could only do my radio thing at a Contemporary Hit Radio station and pick up girls at clubs as I was the wing man for several radio deejays at that radio station. Yeah my nights with deejay Motor Mouth at Pulsations Nightclub in Glen Mills, PA or Club Enchante in Cherry Hill, New Jersey were simply memorable. Expansive parking lots, far, far away from the club’s entrance…oh yeah life was good.
But it was fun as I watched John Bolaris, I’ve seen John Bolaris at work at a Philly bar or restaurant and I’m no John Bolaris.
Now John Bolaris is well, like old. Old. Kinda like me. But while some of us on the male side get in and out of mid-life crisis doing relatively safe activities, John Bolaris got himself in to some serious trouble. Really serious. And after he told his mid life crisis story to Playboy magazine, he got himself suspended as weatherman for FOX 29.
Seems John Bolaris was hanging and partying in Miami Beach in 2010 and met up with a couple of ladies. “I’m a guy,” said Bolaris of the initial contact with the two women. “There was the thought I might get laid,” he continued to chat up with Playboy.
Yeah, that’s mid life crisis and pretty stupid. At the age of plus 50, two women you meet partying in Miami Beach are only interested in one of two thing. Ripping you off and ripping you off. And the reason I personally don’t pick up women in Miami Beach is because with my bad luck one of them is likely to have a penis.
But no, not Johnny!
By the time they drugged him and bought a $43,000 painting using one of his credit cards, John Bolaris woke up to find out that getting laid by two women was not the previous night’s activities but getting screwed was. He says the women drugged him and took his money.
In the magazine article John Bolaris also talks about being a ladies man and even showed Playboy’s staffers pictures naked women he has on his cell phone. Yeah he really is going through mid life crisis, isn’t he? Thought showing pictures of naked women on your cell phone was for 16 year old boys and men looking to get a cease and desist from the women who posed for a naked picture taken by John Bolaris.
Well FOX 29 management has apparently had it with John Bolaris and his mid life crisis issues. They suspended him when he showed up for work not happy with “how the weatherman comes off in the story.”
Well if FOX 29 management had some control over its talent and John Bolaris had to get permission to be interviewed by Playboy this wouldn’t have even happened. OK so you be the General Manager of FOX 29 and John Bolaris comes to your office to ask for permission to have a story done on his sex life for Playboy. What the hell would you say? What idiot or moron runs this station? And now the station wants to suspend John Bolaris?
Any person who runs a TV station in Philly knows John Bolaris is a “ladies man” which just shows you by writing those two words that mid life crisis is imminent because he’s not a “ladies man” in the year 2011 he’s a “playa!” A “playa!”
You just gotta laugh. I’m cracking myself up. But give me a call John. Since you’re suspended and have a lot of time on your hands, let’s go hang out at at bar or something. I’ll be your wing man!