One more time, the media, especially the morning shows on network television, have their BREAKING NEWS story. Another blond, white woman is missing in Aruba and once again the media is going ape you know what over this case of a blond dimwit who met her fate after meeting a scumbag on Match.com. And now this story will do nothing more than dredge up the Natalee Holloway case which took place in the same resort destination.
So let me start with this first. Let’s start with Match.com so that I can officially warn women about any dating site, but we will start with Match.com.
I was on Match.com. I met a lot of women on Match.com. A lot. Southern California is a great place to meet women, on Match.com. I recommend it to everybody.
Now let’s talk about some of the wackos I’ve met on Match.com. And anyone that has been on Match.com for any length of time, like 24 hours, will have the same stories I have from the wackos on Match.com. But I still recommend it. The last woman I met when I was on Match.com, well I asked that famous question.
“Have you ever been arrested?”
Usually I get a quick “no” but this time I got a story. About her meth binge which led to a high speed car chase down the Pacific Coast Highway near Laguna Niguel, California with her in the driver’s seat followed by several responding vehicles with flashing red lights attached to the roofs, subsequently flipping her two seater over a bridge, into the water where my date sitting in front of me had to swim to shore to then be arrested, facing several Class A felonies.
“Check please!,” I say immediately.
“What about dessert?,” she says.
“Oh you can stop and pick up Twinkies at a 7-11,” I say summoning the server.
What am I saying? I’m gonna be the for real Negro here. And say to all women. FOR THE LAST TIME, FOR THE VERY LAST TIME, DO A BACKGROUND CHECK ON ANYBODY YOU MEET ONLINE!!!!
If you follow my guide here and I’m going to be a real asshole about the following statement, you won’t end up missing in a body of water or beat the hell up on the floor of your apartment by your date from Match.com. In addition if you follow my guide here, one more time, I will not have to endure another ongoing story about a missing, blond white woman in Aruba.
You got my drift here?
People need to begin to learn one word. Judgment. Judgment. Every bottom feeding, scum sucking, low-level piece of crap is on the Internet. And if you’re stupid enough not to do a background check on them, especially from a dating site, which will take you 5 minutes and under $5, then your next match could be you matching the bottom of the ocean somewhere around Aruba.
So now I gotta watch this crap on TV again for the next year. Damn!!!!
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